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@jessenoonan.bsky.social
You don’t need to follow me back, I probably won’t post and I’m totally okay with not being perceived in any way.
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*Really* sounded like dialogue from this Jack Kirby supervillain, so I drew this. Thanks to Shaun Riaz @shaunriaz.bsky.social for the excellent colors! #comics #Darkseid
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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His not being impeached by the end of the business day as a result of this threat is as much a problem as the threat itself. It’s not just Trump that the world has to worry about, it’s a GOP that supports him and Democrats who suck their thumbs and refuse to even discuss pushing to remove him
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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oh what are we supposed to do, hold our leaders to account? use the separation of powers baked into the founding of the nation to curb an extremist executive? act as if the president is not above the law? speak up to save the very existence of the post-war political order? oh get real
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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Remembering how the Homeland Security secretary wrote about how she got mad and killed a puppy for misbehaving and presented her choice to shoot the puppy like it was a proportionate and relatable decision
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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The core truth of the Trump era, and the one that journalism is forbidden from stating out loud, is that Trump has gathered around him a constituency of the country's worst people.

That's what most distinguishes them -- not economic status, age, where they live, anything else. It's shittiness.
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Our devotion to brands and franchises — rather than to the artists who create the stories we love — has turned fandom into a seemingly inexhaustible resource to be consumed forever by a class of corporate Doomsday Machines.

I’ve decided to re-examine my attachments.
I Can Say Goodbye To Star Trek Because Star Trek Raised Me
Star Trek instilled in me many of the same values that are taught in houses of worship across the world, but in my faith, there is no God to judge or punish me—I learned how to rely on my own moral co...
aftermath.site
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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only pedophiles invest in #$TSLA
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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New in PN: Democrats need to shut down Trump's terrorist government

"Democrats should reject any pretense of political normalcy while Trump’s goons wage an ongoing terror campaign against their own constituents. With government funding running out soon, the time to take a stand is now."
Democrats need to shut down Trump's terrorist government
Funding the war on their own constituents would be a grave betrayal.
www.publicnotice.co
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Some Democratic congress member needs to invite the “pedo protector” Ford worker to be their guest at the State of the Union.
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Explain to me like I'm five what the 2nd Amendment is for if not for this. King George III never said anything this obnoxious or deliberately inflammatory.
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Alan Moore and David Lloyd - detail from V for Vendetta 5 (1989).
January 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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'Tough break with your Aunt and Uncle, but they should have complied with the Stormtroopers'
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Weird to be commemorating the 250th anniversary of the Am Rev while living under a government that has a) sent armed troops to occupy cities perceived to be too rebellious, b) rendered largely irrelevant the representative branch of government, and c) claimed imperial right to rule other countries.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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After federal troops forced a fugitive slave named Anthony Burns back into slavery in the 1850s, one Bostonian wrote, “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.” The abuse of power radicalizes people. We are seeing that now.
April 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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"The US has over 900 billionaires, and their worth soared by 18% this year to 7 trillion.

The .0003%.

The rest of us could eat them and get 20k each. Or we could be generous and give the bottom half of us by income 40k, why not. This would more or less save every life.

I'll make a change dot org
This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Thought I saw a delicious pizza in the creek, shimmering up at me, but it turned out to be fool’s pizza—a big disc of iron pyrite that just looked like pizza, & tasted, at best, like a stale focaccia.
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Every single time someone threatens to tax Peter Thiel he emerges, glistening with abhorrent mucus, and shrieks about the antichrist and how he's going to permanently move into his doomsday bunker.

And, for some reason, no journalist ever just asks him "hey man, why so moist?"
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM