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@jesseswanson.bsky.social
· Dec 13
TV Tuners
There's a lot of TV out there. Let's sort through what's worth watching.
tvtunersblog.com
In a move that will either be seen as very smart or very dumb in the future. I’ve launched a blog focused on giving you the scoop about what new TV shows are worth your time. Take a look around, leave a comment, and share with your friends! tvtunersblog.com
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[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good
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(crying) you know what. fuck you
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
(crying) you know what. fuck you
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this is also another great onion newspaper ad
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is also another great onion newspaper ad
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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The Beast in Me falls into a lot of the traps common in Netflix miniseries but succeeds thanks to two terrific performances.
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The Beast in Me holds strong thanks to two fantastic performances - TV Tuners
Claire Danes and Matthew Rhys elevate the standard Netflix crime thriller with enthralling performances that will keep you watching.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Beast in Me falls into a lot of the traps common in Netflix miniseries but succeeds thanks to two terrific performances.
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tvtunersblog.com/the-beast-in...
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
IT: Welcome to Derry has some great scares but mostly settles for the classic prequel pitfall of providing answers to questions no one asked.
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The IT franchise gets more convoluted with Welcome to Derry - TV Tuners
Welcome to Derry offers some great thrills but gets bogged down with explaining away the mysteries that made the IT films work.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
IT: Welcome to Derry has some great scares but mostly settles for the classic prequel pitfall of providing answers to questions no one asked.
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that humble little crocodile has returned
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
that humble little crocodile has returned
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
I strongly believe that the song “Ocean Man” could have only been made during the peak of the American empire.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I strongly believe that the song “Ocean Man” could have only been made during the peak of the American empire.
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Watching Youtube videos.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Watching Youtube videos.
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For The Ringer, I wrote about the best TV coaching trees, from series that did the best job of finding and nurturing writers and/or directors who would go on to make great shows of their own:
Which TV Show Has the Best Coaching Tree?
Vince Gilligan is eternal proof of the strength of the ‘X-Files’ writers room. But frankly, that room has a ton of competition across television history.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
For The Ringer, I wrote about the best TV coaching trees, from series that did the best job of finding and nurturing writers and/or directors who would go on to make great shows of their own:
Pluribus is as good as you’d expect and if you haven’t watched at least the first episode do so right now! Then, come back and read my review.
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Pluribus is a tantalizing sci-fi show impossible to resist - TV Tuners
The latest from Vince Gilligan, Pluribus creates a unique tone and a compelling premise that constantly leaves you guessing.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pluribus is as good as you’d expect and if you haven’t watched at least the first episode do so right now! Then, come back and read my review.
tvtunersblog.com/pluribus/
tvtunersblog.com/pluribus/
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I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion
“Kiss my ass!”: classic, fun to say, you’re literally telling someone to kiss your farting zone.
“Kiss your own ass!”: fresh, takes the other person back, implies that you don’t even consider them worthy of kissing your ass.
“Kiss your own ass!”: fresh, takes the other person back, implies that you don’t even consider them worthy of kissing your ass.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Kiss my ass!”: classic, fun to say, you’re literally telling someone to kiss your farting zone.
“Kiss your own ass!”: fresh, takes the other person back, implies that you don’t even consider them worthy of kissing your ass.
“Kiss your own ass!”: fresh, takes the other person back, implies that you don’t even consider them worthy of kissing your ass.
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
DMV is full of every tired joke you’ve ever heard about the place AND misuses Tim Meadows.
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DMV: As exciting as standing in line - TV Tuners
CBS' latest sitcom is full of jokes and stories you've seen before, but its worst sin might be the misuse of a solid cast.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
DMV is full of every tired joke you’ve ever heard about the place AND misuses Tim Meadows.
tvtunersblog.com/dmv/
tvtunersblog.com/dmv/
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Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
I’ve just been told that my 4,000 word article connecting the Boss Baby to the E-Trade baby has “negative appeal.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’ve just been told that my 4,000 word article connecting the Boss Baby to the E-Trade baby has “negative appeal.”