Jessnutt
@jessiechesnutt.bsky.social
Word-lover, moviegoer, political junkie, Smithie
Owned by Poppy the pug in Oakland
she/her
Owned by Poppy the pug in Oakland
she/her
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Ladies!
It is 2025.
Put on your cutest sundress, fluff up your hair, and smile your friendliest most sex kitten smile when a man walks towards you on the sidewalk.
Then drop your shoulder and put all your weight behind a devastating shoulder check that he thinks about for days.
Stay toxic.
It is 2025.
Put on your cutest sundress, fluff up your hair, and smile your friendliest most sex kitten smile when a man walks towards you on the sidewalk.
Then drop your shoulder and put all your weight behind a devastating shoulder check that he thinks about for days.
Stay toxic.
July 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Ladies!
It is 2025.
Put on your cutest sundress, fluff up your hair, and smile your friendliest most sex kitten smile when a man walks towards you on the sidewalk.
Then drop your shoulder and put all your weight behind a devastating shoulder check that he thinks about for days.
Stay toxic.
It is 2025.
Put on your cutest sundress, fluff up your hair, and smile your friendliest most sex kitten smile when a man walks towards you on the sidewalk.
Then drop your shoulder and put all your weight behind a devastating shoulder check that he thinks about for days.
Stay toxic.
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When is a good time to introduce Old Bay in the bedroom?
July 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When is a good time to introduce Old Bay in the bedroom?
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“There’s a reason silencers have been regulated for nearly a century: They make it much harder for law enforcement and bystanders to react quickly to gunshots.” - John Feinblatt, president of Everytown for Gun Safety
GOP tax bill would ease regulations on gun silencers and some rifles and shotguns
The massive tax and spending cuts package that President Donald Trump wants on his desk by July 4 would loosen regulations on gun silencers and certain types of rifles and shotguns.
apnews.com
June 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“There’s a reason silencers have been regulated for nearly a century: They make it much harder for law enforcement and bystanders to react quickly to gunshots.” - John Feinblatt, president of Everytown for Gun Safety
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Starting this season, dozens of college athletic programs will share nearly $20.5 million with their athletes.
About 90% will go to men. Who made sure of that? You guessed it.
I wrote about the House settlement and the green light the Trump administration gave colleges slate.com/news-and-pol...
About 90% will go to men. Who made sure of that? You guessed it.
I wrote about the House settlement and the green light the Trump administration gave colleges slate.com/news-and-pol...
Trump and the GOP Love “Defending” Women’s Sports, but They Just Showed Their True Colors
Let’s take a look at how the Republican obsession with women’s sports has turned out.
slate.com
June 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Starting this season, dozens of college athletic programs will share nearly $20.5 million with their athletes.
About 90% will go to men. Who made sure of that? You guessed it.
I wrote about the House settlement and the green light the Trump administration gave colleges slate.com/news-and-pol...
About 90% will go to men. Who made sure of that? You guessed it.
I wrote about the House settlement and the green light the Trump administration gave colleges slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Bosses at work should work like teachers, in that if the boss is sick or out for any reason, they should bring in a substitute boss who will roll this thing in
June 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Bosses at work should work like teachers, in that if the boss is sick or out for any reason, they should bring in a substitute boss who will roll this thing in
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Using this budget bill as a trojan horse to gut foundational regulations on especially deadly weapons—some of which have been used in major mass shootings—is gun extremism in action.
We can’t allow this to become law: Text SILENCERS to 644-33 to call your senators and demand they stop this bill.
We can’t allow this to become law: Text SILENCERS to 644-33 to call your senators and demand they stop this bill.
June 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Using this budget bill as a trojan horse to gut foundational regulations on especially deadly weapons—some of which have been used in major mass shootings—is gun extremism in action.
We can’t allow this to become law: Text SILENCERS to 644-33 to call your senators and demand they stop this bill.
We can’t allow this to become law: Text SILENCERS to 644-33 to call your senators and demand they stop this bill.
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This is exceptional writing.
A large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it.
Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT FROG.”
He has already made at least one run on the stove.
A man stirs the pot with a large stick. “It’s a metaphor,” he says.
Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT FROG.”
He has already made at least one run on the stove.
A man stirs the pot with a large stick. “It’s a metaphor,” he says.
Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled
A large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it. Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT F...
buff.ly
June 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is exceptional writing.
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In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing.
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
June 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing.
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
Yes I wrote that sentence.
Yes this happened.
Yes it's ADORABLE.
No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
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“The president realized that the framework for governance that the Founding Fathers had laid forth appeared to preclude an action that he wished to take. Viewing this encumbrance as unintended on their part, the president disregarded their erroneous guardrail and pressed on.”
New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
“The president remained steadfast in his novel interpretation of constitutional law.” “Faced with the choice between clinging to the letter of the ...
buff.ly
June 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“The president realized that the framework for governance that the Founding Fathers had laid forth appeared to preclude an action that he wished to take. Viewing this encumbrance as unintended on their part, the president disregarded their erroneous guardrail and pressed on.”
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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Pulitzer prize for this Jay L. Clenendin image of LAPD stormtroopers in front of Barbara Kruger's "Untitled (Questions)"
June 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pulitzer prize for this Jay L. Clenendin image of LAPD stormtroopers in front of Barbara Kruger's "Untitled (Questions)"
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
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June 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like
Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month
Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month
June 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like
Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month
Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month
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This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10
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27 years ago carrie bradshaw met mr. big
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
27 years ago carrie bradshaw met mr. big
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This report is laughable because it does not once mention alcohol or smoking as key drivers of chronic disease.
May 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This report is laughable because it does not once mention alcohol or smoking as key drivers of chronic disease.
Nooooooooooooo I have literally hundreds of articles (and recipes) saved there!
May 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nooooooooooooo I have literally hundreds of articles (and recipes) saved there!
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Bringing this to Bsky bc @steverattner.bsky.social hasn't posted it yet and it's so critical. The entirety of the cuts to Medicaid and food benefits are to pay for tax cuts for people earning more than half a million a year.
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
May 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Bringing this to Bsky bc @steverattner.bsky.social hasn't posted it yet and it's so critical. The entirety of the cuts to Medicaid and food benefits are to pay for tax cuts for people earning more than half a million a year.
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
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Last WNBA expansion team, Atlanta in 2008, didn’t win their first game til July 18 games into the year. Valks won their second game
May 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Last WNBA expansion team, Atlanta in 2008, didn’t win their first game til July 18 games into the year. Valks won their second game