Justin Glover
@jglover.bsky.social
He/him, Tottenham Hotspur enjoyer, doing my best every day to not be part of the problem
In a twisted, tragically poetic way, it seems fitting that now TFG would be requesting foreign oligarchs to give him “a small loan of a million dollars”
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
In a twisted, tragically poetic way, it seems fitting that now TFG would be requesting foreign oligarchs to give him “a small loan of a million dollars”
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It’s called Calvinball because God long ago predestined who would win
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s called Calvinball because God long ago predestined who would win
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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the sad irony that Trump has turned the US into a shithole country
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the sad irony that Trump has turned the US into a shithole country
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This is capitulation to people who are scared of LGBT people and, through what the Progress flag represents, an attack on QOC.
Not listening to the match later, muting our hashtag, only sending love to LGBT siblings. ❤️
Not listening to the match later, muting our hashtag, only sending love to LGBT siblings. ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is capitulation to people who are scared of LGBT people and, through what the Progress flag represents, an attack on QOC.
Not listening to the match later, muting our hashtag, only sending love to LGBT siblings. ❤️
Not listening to the match later, muting our hashtag, only sending love to LGBT siblings. ❤️
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It’s done!
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It’s done!
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Oh my GOD I am sick of AI art slop. Whatever era this is, I hate it and I am pissed off all the time.
Sorry, just REALLY need to get that out. It’s so infuriating and ugly and off putting and bad for basically everyone.
Sorry, just REALLY need to get that out. It’s so infuriating and ugly and off putting and bad for basically everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Oh my GOD I am sick of AI art slop. Whatever era this is, I hate it and I am pissed off all the time.
Sorry, just REALLY need to get that out. It’s so infuriating and ugly and off putting and bad for basically everyone.
Sorry, just REALLY need to get that out. It’s so infuriating and ugly and off putting and bad for basically everyone.
Hot take: I don’t want the USMNT to win the World Cup. In fact, I want us to flame out completely, as early and in as humiliating a fashion as possible
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hot take: I don’t want the USMNT to win the World Cup. In fact, I want us to flame out completely, as early and in as humiliating a fashion as possible
The problem with advancing the plot of Final Fantasy XIV is, the more of it you go through, the less of it you have left, and the less you’ll be able to experience for the first time
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The problem with advancing the plot of Final Fantasy XIV is, the more of it you go through, the less of it you have left, and the less you’ll be able to experience for the first time
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Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
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Remember: you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to her.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Remember: you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to her.
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Oh look. They’ve actually drawn a diagram for all the people stupid enough to need a bloody diagram.
Elon Musk and his Russian friends call for the abolishment of the EU
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh look. They’ve actually drawn a diagram for all the people stupid enough to need a bloody diagram.
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I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.
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Is this what fun feels like? Asking for an entire fanbase.
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Is this what fun feels like? Asking for an entire fanbase.
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I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
Normally I’d be happy that the USMNT got a plum draw, but I was genuinely hoping we’d get a group of death just so we didn’t have to deal with That Guy any longer than we had to
Now we have to hope for Australia or (probably) Türkiye to put us out of our misery. Woof.
Now we have to hope for Australia or (probably) Türkiye to put us out of our misery. Woof.
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Normally I’d be happy that the USMNT got a plum draw, but I was genuinely hoping we’d get a group of death just so we didn’t have to deal with That Guy any longer than we had to
Now we have to hope for Australia or (probably) Türkiye to put us out of our misery. Woof.
Now we have to hope for Australia or (probably) Türkiye to put us out of our misery. Woof.
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FIFA really rigged it to make sure we finish top of our group. They know we wouldn't otherwise
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
FIFA really rigged it to make sure we finish top of our group. They know we wouldn't otherwise
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
And this is why I will not vote for Newsom in any primary
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
And this is why I will not vote for Newsom in any primary
oh wow who saw that one coming
Update on this story from a month ago.
The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …
Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …
Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
oh wow who saw that one coming
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”