Jiraffe
@jiraffe.bsky.social
He/Him. Just some random cat-dude.
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Ideas are not a resource that the games industry needs generated. You cannot shoot a nerf gun into a studio and miss someone without a thousand great ideas. It's never been a problem for any of us. Just ask us.
Fuck sake you evil bastards just admit you don't want to pay for staff.
Fuck sake you evil bastards just admit you don't want to pay for staff.
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ideas are not a resource that the games industry needs generated. You cannot shoot a nerf gun into a studio and miss someone without a thousand great ideas. It's never been a problem for any of us. Just ask us.
Fuck sake you evil bastards just admit you don't want to pay for staff.
Fuck sake you evil bastards just admit you don't want to pay for staff.
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Repost this if you want to bring the CHEETOH in the WHITE HOUSE to justice.
#bluewave #resist #taylorswift
#bluewave #resist #taylorswift
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Repost this if you want to bring the CHEETOH in the WHITE HOUSE to justice.
#bluewave #resist #taylorswift
#bluewave #resist #taylorswift
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bring back link
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
bring back link
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There is no heaven nor hell, but even if there is, and ESPECIALLY if there is, you must choose your actions as if they do not exist.
Do good for the world because this world is the only heaven you get to live in and you may only do so for such a short time.
Do good for the world because this world is the only heaven you get to live in and you may only do so for such a short time.
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There is no heaven nor hell, but even if there is, and ESPECIALLY if there is, you must choose your actions as if they do not exist.
Do good for the world because this world is the only heaven you get to live in and you may only do so for such a short time.
Do good for the world because this world is the only heaven you get to live in and you may only do so for such a short time.
Lol at people getting angry at USian.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Lol at people getting angry at USian.
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“laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. it’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted & the police are basically an occupying army.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. it’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted & the police are basically an occupying army.”
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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I reviewed Pokémon Legends: Z-A, a game that honestly rather disgusts me. A cheaply produced minimum viable product with a pricing system that borders on a grift, this is Game Freak's complacency on full display.
Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/pok%C3%...
Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/pok%C3%...
Pokémon Legends: Z-A - A Budget Game At A Premium Price (Review)
Pokémon Legends: Z-AReleased: October 16th, 2025Developer: Game FreakPublisher: Nintendo, The Pokémon CompanySystems: Switch, Switch 2 (both reviewed)Pokémon Legends: Z-A has kicked up some online dis...
www.thejimquisition.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I reviewed Pokémon Legends: Z-A, a game that honestly rather disgusts me. A cheaply produced minimum viable product with a pricing system that borders on a grift, this is Game Freak's complacency on full display.
Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/pok%C3%...
Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/pok%C3%...
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
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losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
September 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
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Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to
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What song are you gonna blast when It Happens
August 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What song are you gonna blast when It Happens
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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So I decided to release some new smut!!
Horns In The Library 2!
It's in a bundle with all of my books that have been delisted. If you want to buy my otherwise unavailable work - including the new one - you'll have to do it through here.
Enjoy, ya filthy animals <3
itch.io/s/159258/ela...
Horns In The Library 2!
It's in a bundle with all of my books that have been delisted. If you want to buy my otherwise unavailable work - including the new one - you'll have to do it through here.
Enjoy, ya filthy animals <3
itch.io/s/159258/ela...
August 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So I decided to release some new smut!!
Horns In The Library 2!
It's in a bundle with all of my books that have been delisted. If you want to buy my otherwise unavailable work - including the new one - you'll have to do it through here.
Enjoy, ya filthy animals <3
itch.io/s/159258/ela...
Horns In The Library 2!
It's in a bundle with all of my books that have been delisted. If you want to buy my otherwise unavailable work - including the new one - you'll have to do it through here.
Enjoy, ya filthy animals <3
itch.io/s/159258/ela...
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Gretchen got suspended, so we have to extra spread the word about Black Flame's release. I had the chance to read it a few months back and it's such a brutal hard look at cultural trauma, assimilation, self hatred, revenge, and the messiness of history. It will knock your socks off
August 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gretchen got suspended, so we have to extra spread the word about Black Flame's release. I had the chance to read it a few months back and it's such a brutal hard look at cultural trauma, assimilation, self hatred, revenge, and the messiness of history. It will knock your socks off
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hey @bsky.app why was @scumbelievable.bsky.social suspended? considering the timing (she just put a new book out) it feels like someone is weaponizing your safety features in a targeted manner
August 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
hey @bsky.app why was @scumbelievable.bsky.social suspended? considering the timing (she just put a new book out) it feels like someone is weaponizing your safety features in a targeted manner
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Something we discovered during our fruitful zap session today- I've added it to the initiative page.
cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
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August 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Something we discovered during our fruitful zap session today- I've added it to the initiative page.
cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
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Hey for real, South Park contributed more to transphobia being normalized in the pre-Rowling era more than any other media I can think. Garrison alone.
Them doing a Trump video where he has a tiny dick and is sleeping with Satan is not something you gotta applaud them over. They're assholes.
Them doing a Trump video where he has a tiny dick and is sleeping with Satan is not something you gotta applaud them over. They're assholes.
July 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hey for real, South Park contributed more to transphobia being normalized in the pre-Rowling era more than any other media I can think. Garrison alone.
Them doing a Trump video where he has a tiny dick and is sleeping with Satan is not something you gotta applaud them over. They're assholes.
Them doing a Trump video where he has a tiny dick and is sleeping with Satan is not something you gotta applaud them over. They're assholes.
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i had a friend request an eyeliner tutorial and figured i’d share it :) sorry it’s split into 2 parts the whole thing wouldn’t upload by itself
June 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i had a friend request an eyeliner tutorial and figured i’d share it :) sorry it’s split into 2 parts the whole thing wouldn’t upload by itself
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Ex-farm worker here.
We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing.
Not true AT ALL.
Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are.
The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour.
At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.
We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing.
Not true AT ALL.
Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are.
The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour.
At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.
July 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ex-farm worker here.
We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing.
Not true AT ALL.
Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are.
The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour.
At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.
We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing.
Not true AT ALL.
Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are.
The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour.
At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.
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In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
November 8, 2024 at 11:28 PM
In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.