Jessica Cordova
@jmcordova.bsky.social
she/her. snark. mom. knitter. writer. actor.
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
Too exhausted to look it up, but didn’t Trump admin just pass some restriction on THC products? And now loosening weed laws? There is no coherent policy goal other than grift, with the occasional false promise of bread and circuses to keep the base defending them.
Weed stocks higher in Europe as Trump seen pushing looser rules reut.rs/4q3nZ0C
Weed stocks higher in Europe as Trump seen pushing looser rules
Canopy Growth led U.S. weed stocks higher in early European trading on Monday, adding to Friday's rally following reports last week that the United States could soon ease restriction on marijuana.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Too exhausted to look it up, but didn’t Trump admin just pass some restriction on THC products? And now loosening weed laws? There is no coherent policy goal other than grift, with the occasional false promise of bread and circuses to keep the base defending them.
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Some brave souls choose to face the feare of failure and the terror of a blanke page. Thrugh harde worke and luck thei come back wyth storyes that bringe us mirthe, or horror, or thrilles, or beautye, or wisdom, or delighteful surreal confusioun. Gen A.I. ys nothinge lyke that. Long live artists.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Some brave souls choose to face the feare of failure and the terror of a blanke page. Thrugh harde worke and luck thei come back wyth storyes that bringe us mirthe, or horror, or thrilles, or beautye, or wisdom, or delighteful surreal confusioun. Gen A.I. ys nothinge lyke that. Long live artists.
I do not want to be a fucking healthcare consumer! If I’m sick or hurt, I want to be absolutely nothing more than a PATIENT.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I do not want to be a fucking healthcare consumer! If I’m sick or hurt, I want to be absolutely nothing more than a PATIENT.
Optum Rx, the pharmacy benefit manager that my insurance company uses supposedly to make providing prescription drugs cheaper and more efficient, just mailed me...three blank pieces of paper.
Three fucking blank fucking pieces of fucking paper.
Burn it all down and start over.
#MedicareForAll
Three fucking blank fucking pieces of fucking paper.
Burn it all down and start over.
#MedicareForAll
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Optum Rx, the pharmacy benefit manager that my insurance company uses supposedly to make providing prescription drugs cheaper and more efficient, just mailed me...three blank pieces of paper.
Three fucking blank fucking pieces of fucking paper.
Burn it all down and start over.
#MedicareForAll
Three fucking blank fucking pieces of fucking paper.
Burn it all down and start over.
#MedicareForAll
Every year, health insurance companies come up with more and more bureaucratic hurdles so they can provide LESS care.
It's the lesson they learned from paying accountants and lobbyists to avoid paying their fair share of taxes.
It's the lesson they learned from paying accountants and lobbyists to avoid paying their fair share of taxes.
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Every year, health insurance companies come up with more and more bureaucratic hurdles so they can provide LESS care.
It's the lesson they learned from paying accountants and lobbyists to avoid paying their fair share of taxes.
It's the lesson they learned from paying accountants and lobbyists to avoid paying their fair share of taxes.
Having done it for three years, that particular 24 hour work week is AWESOME. It leaves plenty of time to do all your other life things: stop at the store on the way home, cook dinner, have a day to do errands, then two days totally off for fun or some other profit. It rocked.
Finland ended homelessness with a housing first strategy that gave people apartments before they secured employment
Now they’re proposing a 4 day work week and 6 hour work days
True work life balance
Meanwhile in the US, people work two jobs and can’t afford food or healthcare.
Now they’re proposing a 4 day work week and 6 hour work days
True work life balance
Meanwhile in the US, people work two jobs and can’t afford food or healthcare.
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Having done it for three years, that particular 24 hour work week is AWESOME. It leaves plenty of time to do all your other life things: stop at the store on the way home, cook dinner, have a day to do errands, then two days totally off for fun or some other profit. It rocked.
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Norris takes F1 title as Verstappen wins Abu Dhabi race reut.rs/4phxKbA
Norris takes F1 title as Verstappen wins Abu Dhabi race
McLaren's Lando Norris celebrated his first Formula One championship and ended Max Verstappen's four-year reign with a nervy third place at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix on Sunday.
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December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Norris takes F1 title as Verstappen wins Abu Dhabi race reut.rs/4phxKbA
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
Hey Google! It's fucking annoying to have to hold q to quit Chrome on a Mac. You are not a unique and special snowflake and the default behavior should be dictated by the OS, not the individual app. Nobody is accidentally closing Chrome, and even if we did, it should reopen with all the tabs intact.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hey Google! It's fucking annoying to have to hold q to quit Chrome on a Mac. You are not a unique and special snowflake and the default behavior should be dictated by the OS, not the individual app. Nobody is accidentally closing Chrome, and even if we did, it should reopen with all the tabs intact.
@profanity.accountant Probably more than whatever you count.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@profanity.accountant Probably more than whatever you count.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
A follow-up, please, Mr. Speaker: the President claims that prices are down. Which one of you is lying?
Q: Food prices are still going up. Grocery prices are still going up. How do you respond?
MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
A follow-up, please, Mr. Speaker: the President claims that prices are down. Which one of you is lying?
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But are we getting paid as much as men to ruin things? NO! A woman has to ruin something 3 5 times harder than your average mediocre dude does to get paid only 75% as much! Keep fighting, my sisters.
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
But are we getting paid as much as men to ruin things? NO! A woman has to ruin something 3 5 times harder than your average mediocre dude does to get paid only 75% as much! Keep fighting, my sisters.
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This wouldn’t happen if we still had a 92% top marginal tax rate, because obscene and dangerous payouts like this would be pointless.
Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Musk | CNN Business
Tesla shareholders approved a pay package on Thursday that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This wouldn’t happen if we still had a 92% top marginal tax rate, because obscene and dangerous payouts like this would be pointless.
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Imagine thinking immigrants are a recent novelty in New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Imagine thinking immigrants are a recent novelty in New York City.
@schumer.senate.gov
Was that loud and clear enough for you, friend? Do you see the future of our party? Either get on board and shout your joyful opposition to fascism and oligarchy or go sit on a porch and enjoy your remaining years while we fix this mess you let happen with only stern looks.
Was that loud and clear enough for you, friend? Do you see the future of our party? Either get on board and shout your joyful opposition to fascism and oligarchy or go sit on a porch and enjoy your remaining years while we fix this mess you let happen with only stern looks.
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@schumer.senate.gov
Was that loud and clear enough for you, friend? Do you see the future of our party? Either get on board and shout your joyful opposition to fascism and oligarchy or go sit on a porch and enjoy your remaining years while we fix this mess you let happen with only stern looks.
Was that loud and clear enough for you, friend? Do you see the future of our party? Either get on board and shout your joyful opposition to fascism and oligarchy or go sit on a porch and enjoy your remaining years while we fix this mess you let happen with only stern looks.
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Good morning! 🌞
The fact that the literal seat of Wallstreet - the epicenter of capital - the city where Billionaire's dreams are made - Fox News is headquartered - & DJT was born - is now under the jurisdiction of a 34 yro Muslim Democratic Socialist is... laugh out loud funny.
Charming & absurd.
The fact that the literal seat of Wallstreet - the epicenter of capital - the city where Billionaire's dreams are made - Fox News is headquartered - & DJT was born - is now under the jurisdiction of a 34 yro Muslim Democratic Socialist is... laugh out loud funny.
Charming & absurd.
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Good morning! 🌞
The fact that the literal seat of Wallstreet - the epicenter of capital - the city where Billionaire's dreams are made - Fox News is headquartered - & DJT was born - is now under the jurisdiction of a 34 yro Muslim Democratic Socialist is... laugh out loud funny.
Charming & absurd.
The fact that the literal seat of Wallstreet - the epicenter of capital - the city where Billionaire's dreams are made - Fox News is headquartered - & DJT was born - is now under the jurisdiction of a 34 yro Muslim Democratic Socialist is... laugh out loud funny.
Charming & absurd.
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Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once more, for old times’ sake
My Mexican-born husband not entirely jokingly asked me if it looked safe for him to go vote. (Yes, he’s a naturalized citizen, STFU.)
This is the purpose of ICE.
This is the purpose of ICE.
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My Mexican-born husband not entirely jokingly asked me if it looked safe for him to go vote. (Yes, he’s a naturalized citizen, STFU.)
This is the purpose of ICE.
This is the purpose of ICE.