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Jeremy Ward
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Just getting started.
Can we try this with each of them at once?
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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They should have replaced Steven Tyler with Janice. She looks the most like him.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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same energy as my health insurance sending me emails with the subject “IT’S HERE: Your Explanation of Benefits”
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The hype (“Today’s the day!”) and number of notifications I receive for a Costco order is really funny when all I purchased was toilet paper.
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Congratulations, @schumer.senate.gov, you got played again.
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Jimmy Fallon stop platforming terrible people challenge
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Makes sense. They are twins after all.
So anyway, I started blasting.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
REO Speedwaygon
The Kum & Go-Go’s
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Love that AI is not only “threatening” to take our jobs it’s making the MEANS of working untenable. The RAM I bought last march for $160 now costs over $900 because of AI. It is impossible to make or upgrade a work computer. This is insane.
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It gets dumber and dumber every day.
The Trump administration has removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from next year's calendar of entrance fee-free days for national parks and added President Donald Trump's birthday – which coincides with Flag Day – to the list.
National parks fee-free calendar drops MLK Day, Juneteenth and adds Trump's birthday
The Trump administration, which has railed against what it describes as "woke" policies, removed MLK Day and Juneteenth from next year's list of fare-exempt days for visitors at dozens of national…
www.wkms.org
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Without Segway, there is no Paul Blart.
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Today I realized that by season‘s end, the Minnesota Wild will have played here as long as the North Stars
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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TFW you defy a boycott & karma is instant
If you guys are not watching Target swag bag haul videos…
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I didn’t think it was possible but I put too much mozzarella in this lasagna and it ruins it. Least satisfying lasagna I’ve made in years!
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Glad to see Mudonna bringing cheer to regions that don't get a celeb of this caliber too often. It's easy to take her for granted when you live in the same city.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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"Hagueseth"
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I've read two (Careless People and One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This), which...isn't too bad in a year when I've "only" read 43 so far.

You can't read 'em all, folks.
It’s here: Our list of 100 Notable Books of 2025. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/b...
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Aubrey Plaza?
Meet Antinoë, the black metal pianist — and check out the best metal tracks of the month — in our latest Breaking The Oath:
Antinoë, Black Metal Pianist
Plus: the best metal tracks of the month.
stereogum.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I hope you're having a happy Thanksgiving. Here's a great piece from @kaliholloway.bsky.social on how Turkey Day was long opposed by white evangelicals as a holiday for woke Yankees www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Make Thanksgiving Radical Again
The holiday’s real roots lie in abolition, liberation, and anti-racism. Let’s reconnect to that legacy.
www.thenation.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM