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former st. rocco feast zeppole girl/reformed evil prince (maybe)
100% human writer/artist.

please note art/writing posted here is 35yr +
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this still slaps youtu.be/ZQ_MEFVx5jM?...
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Women who have sex with men will recognize what’s colloquially called the dead eel technique on display here. No hip action, flailing arms and a dead torso.
January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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I went from being treated as a parentified young person to an infantilized adult. There was no stretch of my life where people treated me like a…reasonable, competent adult.

We just skipped that part altogether, huh?
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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We all know how difficult it is to rotate a cube in your mind. Now imagine rotating a much more complex shape, such as a chair or a human head. Now you can begin to understand the immense brainpower required of even the merest cartoonist
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I'm now a Cosmic Boy fan
When you've got to save the universe at 10 but you're playing Frank N. Furter in a Rocky Horror shadow cast at midnight.
One day kids opened up the latest issue of Superboy and got themselves a treat: a new costume for Cosmic Boy!

The bland, pink uniform was now replaced by buffed, naked arms, legs and abs in a black metallic open corset top.

Mike Grell says guys still go up to him to tell him how much they hate it.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Please stay tuned for my hands on write up as well where I will regale you with six years of covering this device.

That’s CES journalism baby.
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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mpreg (molar preg)
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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We already know…
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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There's only one cure for the mood I'm in.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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Inject it into my veins
Mamdani: Where else can you hear the sound of the steel pan, savor the smell of sancocho, and pay $9 for coffee on the same block? Where else could a Muslim kid like me grow up eating bagels and lox every Sunday?
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Matter of fact.
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Akihiro Miwa perfects Moro's laugh in the recording sessions for Princess Mononoke

From: How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998), dir. Toshiro Uratani, Buena Vista Home Entertainment
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Why are girls always cold?
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My imaginary project is eating my life.
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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[Mario Galaxy commercial on Netflix]

Dad: What the hell is this?!

Me: What?

Dad: Mario! Why’s he sound like that? Isn’t he Italian?

Me: It’s Chris Pratt.

Dad: It’s a disgrace!
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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And if you need time there?

Take the time you need.
You’re super autistic reminder that YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM AT ANY POINT YOU WISH
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This has fixed me by completely shattering me to bits 🤣
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I need more of this for 2026 😭
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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anyways be kind to your creatives and be a bit forgiving with us if we don’t seem as cheerful as usual and crash out every now and then- we’re all collectively having a rough one since idk 2021 or so 🫩
Nah I feel you and it’s valid to crash out from time to time. We’re all feeling the strain and we’re carrying so much. Someone with your experience should have it made, but this awful industry just continues to spit on us
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
These skills do not pay the rent (I know) at least the porn makes me feel better.
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM