@joel-d.bsky.social
55+ yr old Landscape co. owner, cares about democracy and likes to laugh, cat Dad
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When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
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From @riotgrlerin.bsky.social's "why not put count von count into various vampire scenes" thread.
Thanks for making timelines everywhere sane for a bit through your humor, RGE.
Thanks for making timelines everywhere sane for a bit through your humor, RGE.
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
From @riotgrlerin.bsky.social's "why not put count von count into various vampire scenes" thread.
Thanks for making timelines everywhere sane for a bit through your humor, RGE.
Thanks for making timelines everywhere sane for a bit through your humor, RGE.
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a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
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My parents did not raise me to be disrespectful, I had to practice
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My parents did not raise me to be disrespectful, I had to practice
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I pronounce Manhattan like man hatin’
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I pronounce Manhattan like man hatin’
He loves that I can open a can of
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He loves that I can open a can of
No matter how you celebrate this season, I hope you find peace and joy…and Godzilla
December 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
No matter how you celebrate this season, I hope you find peace and joy…and Godzilla
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if the river was whisky and i was a diving duck that'd be pretty sick
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
if the river was whisky and i was a diving duck that'd be pretty sick
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“I asked you not to do it. I said, Charlie, please don’t make your stupid joke, it’s not funny. But, still, when the waiter brought the check, what did you say? What did you say, Charlie?”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“I asked you not to do it. I said, Charlie, please don’t make your stupid joke, it’s not funny. But, still, when the waiter brought the check, what did you say? What did you say, Charlie?”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
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*pointing stud finder at my chest* Please…I need this
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*pointing stud finder at my chest* Please…I need this
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Keep me a breast of the fried chicken situation
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Keep me a breast of the fried chicken situation
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The first twenty tapiocas are the hardest
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The first twenty tapiocas are the hardest
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Defeating 30+ children in the ball pit at the Leisure Centre. Amon Amarth's 'Guardians of Asgard' blaring from a deWalt portable stereo, drowning out my war cries and the parents cheers
March 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Defeating 30+ children in the ball pit at the Leisure Centre. Amon Amarth's 'Guardians of Asgard' blaring from a deWalt portable stereo, drowning out my war cries and the parents cheers
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It’s all good, except for the parts that are not all good.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s all good, except for the parts that are not all good.
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A+ pantaloons
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A+ pantaloons
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She up raising her vibration, manifesting stuff
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
She up raising her vibration, manifesting stuff
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♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
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I'm gonna put one of those big red bows on my wife’s car for the holidays so she can tie up its failing exhaust system
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm gonna put one of those big red bows on my wife’s car for the holidays so she can tie up its failing exhaust system
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♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
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♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
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♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
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