JohnJohnThePhenomenon
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Moon Lander is all of us!
February 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Moon Lander is all of us!
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Your reminder the organization behind those Christian "He Gets Us" ads you'll see during the Super Bowl also gives tens of millions of dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom, the far-right lawyers who overturned Roe and write most of the anti-trans laws in the country
Non-profit rebranding Jesus for Gen Z also funds hate group
The Servant Foundation, known for its He Gets Us ad campaign, is the main funder for Alliance Defending Freedom
www.opendemocracy.net
February 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Your reminder the organization behind those Christian "He Gets Us" ads you'll see during the Super Bowl also gives tens of millions of dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom, the far-right lawyers who overturned Roe and write most of the anti-trans laws in the country
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Remember kids: Human Resources is there to protect the company, not you!
If you're serious about workplace protections for you and your pals, you've gotta unionize - fast.
Working as a team to make your workplace better is way past cool!
Remember kids: Human Resources is there to protect the company, not you!
If you're serious about workplace protections for you and your pals, you've gotta unionize - fast.
Working as a team to make your workplace better is way past cool!
February 6, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Remember kids: Human Resources is there to protect the company, not you!
If you're serious about workplace protections for you and your pals, you've gotta unionize - fast.
Working as a team to make your workplace better is way past cool!
Remember kids: Human Resources is there to protect the company, not you!
If you're serious about workplace protections for you and your pals, you've gotta unionize - fast.
Working as a team to make your workplace better is way past cool!
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THE PROBLEM: Most forms of energy are harming the environment
THE SOLUTION: Switch to alternative forms of renewab...
THE PROBLEM: Hold on, I have an idea, what if we made invisible valueless money that eats electricity
THE SOLUTION: ...what?
THE PROBLEM: Also I have this plagiarism machine
THE SOLUTION: Switch to alternative forms of renewab...
THE PROBLEM: Hold on, I have an idea, what if we made invisible valueless money that eats electricity
THE SOLUTION: ...what?
THE PROBLEM: Also I have this plagiarism machine
February 2, 2024 at 3:38 PM
THE PROBLEM: Most forms of energy are harming the environment
THE SOLUTION: Switch to alternative forms of renewab...
THE PROBLEM: Hold on, I have an idea, what if we made invisible valueless money that eats electricity
THE SOLUTION: ...what?
THE PROBLEM: Also I have this plagiarism machine
THE SOLUTION: Switch to alternative forms of renewab...
THE PROBLEM: Hold on, I have an idea, what if we made invisible valueless money that eats electricity
THE SOLUTION: ...what?
THE PROBLEM: Also I have this plagiarism machine
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new favorite internet comeback just dropped
February 2, 2024 at 4:48 PM
new favorite internet comeback just dropped
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emptying and reloading the dishwasher takes ten minutes, plus the 48 hours required to find the motivation
February 1, 2024 at 4:38 PM
emptying and reloading the dishwasher takes ten minutes, plus the 48 hours required to find the motivation
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boy we went from no one wants to work anymore to get the fuck out of here real fast huh
eBay will lay off 1,000 employees — 9 percent of the company - https://www.theverge.com/24048636/ebay-layoffs-1000-employees-january-2024
eBay will lay off 1,000 employees — 9 percent of the company
It’ll scale back contract workers, too.
www.theverge.com
January 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
boy we went from no one wants to work anymore to get the fuck out of here real fast huh
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I’m allowed to send death threats to corporations right
January 20, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I’m allowed to send death threats to corporations right
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As dispiriting as it is to watch talented people lose their jobs and good sites get pivoted into oblivion, I also don't get any sense that the people doing it have any kind of plan for the future beyond extracting the maximum juice from what time is left. Cable TV is also like this now.
January 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
As dispiriting as it is to watch talented people lose their jobs and good sites get pivoted into oblivion, I also don't get any sense that the people doing it have any kind of plan for the future beyond extracting the maximum juice from what time is left. Cable TV is also like this now.
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Radom Nextdoor Post: “looking for a pest control guy for a friend”
My Dyslexic Brain: “I had no idea we could be that specific with our friend requests.”
January 16, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Radom Nextdoor Post: “looking for a pest control guy for a friend”
My Dyslexic Brain: “I had no idea we could be that specific with our friend requests.”
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
January 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
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"I must say, I’m taking a real shine to Kyle and how utterly incapable he is of fostering any sort of human connection that would pull him away from his work duties."
Boss Impressed By What A Friendless Loser Hardworking Employee Must Be
DENVER—Saying the company needed more workers without any hobbies, interests, or social life, local boss Ross Baresh confirmed Monday that he was impressed by what a friendless loser his hardworking...
www.theonion.com
January 8, 2024 at 3:16 PM
"I must say, I’m taking a real shine to Kyle and how utterly incapable he is of fostering any sort of human connection that would pull him away from his work duties."
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I never tire of Gadsden flag comedy.
January 8, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I never tire of Gadsden flag comedy.
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Let's live through 2024 like a city pigeon lives: in spite of everything.
December 28, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Let's live through 2024 like a city pigeon lives: in spite of everything.
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If a person tells you that the American Civil War was fought over states rights or self-governance simply ask them “to do what?”
December 28, 2023 at 3:03 PM
If a person tells you that the American Civil War was fought over states rights or self-governance simply ask them “to do what?”
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First Christmas when Henry Kissinger is a corpse
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December 25, 2023 at 9:44 PM
First Christmas when Henry Kissinger is a corpse
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