Jon Hansen
@jonmhansen.bsky.social
Reader of books, writer of stories, feeder of cats, father of son, husband of wife, librarian (academic). He/him. https://linktr.ee/jonmhansen
Happy New Year!
Managed to avoid stepping in the cat barf this morning in the dark, so this year's already looking hopeful!
Managed to avoid stepping in the cat barf this morning in the dark, so this year's already looking hopeful!
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Happy New Year!
Managed to avoid stepping in the cat barf this morning in the dark, so this year's already looking hopeful!
Managed to avoid stepping in the cat barf this morning in the dark, so this year's already looking hopeful!
The Young Man flies home from Chicago today. Very excited.
a man in a green elf costume is screaming while standing in a hallway .
Alt: Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell) from ELF (2003) jumps up and down while screaming "I'M SO EXCITED!"
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December 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The Young Man flies home from Chicago today. Very excited.
Finished the 1st draft of my book, clocking in at just over 143k. It's stupid, and sophomoric, and ridiculously horny, and probably offensive, but at least it was fun to write!
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Finished the 1st draft of my book, clocking in at just over 143k. It's stupid, and sophomoric, and ridiculously horny, and probably offensive, but at least it was fun to write!
Behold Walter the Space Turtle, the creation of my sweetie in her pottery class!
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Behold Walter the Space Turtle, the creation of my sweetie in her pottery class!
Aaron awaits the coming of Santa Claus. Honestly, he should take a nap. It’ll be a while.
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Aaron awaits the coming of Santa Claus. Honestly, he should take a nap. It’ll be a while.
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
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It's that day again. Try and have a good one. 🦉
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's that day again. Try and have a good one. 🦉
Fuck the poets of the past, my friends.
there are no beautiful suicides
just cold corpses with shit in their pants
& the end of the gifts.
there are no beautiful suicides
just cold corpses with shit in their pants
& the end of the gifts.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Fuck the poets of the past, my friends.
there are no beautiful suicides
just cold corpses with shit in their pants
& the end of the gifts.
there are no beautiful suicides
just cold corpses with shit in their pants
& the end of the gifts.
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wearing the presidential jacket with the tags removed is a nice quiet flex
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
wearing the presidential jacket with the tags removed is a nice quiet flex
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
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every week just gets weirder tbh
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
every week just gets weirder tbh
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Finally!
Sagittarius: You will be exposed to high amounts of gamma radiation today giving you the superpowers of nausea, vomiting, ataxia and death.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Finally!
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Let me just repost this: even old people don't get maintenance MRIs. He had this because something went really wrong.
Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Let me just repost this: even old people don't get maintenance MRIs. He had this because something went really wrong.
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the holiday season is upon us
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
the holiday season is upon us
Mamdani is going to implement Shazbot Law. All NYC residents will be required to wear rainbow suspenders 24/7.
Mamdani is going to implement Shandalar law. NYC will now be forced to drift throughout the Multiverse.
Mamdani is going to implement Sharona law. All Monk episodes with Natalie Teeger will be banned.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shazbot Law. All NYC residents will be required to wear rainbow suspenders 24/7.
Wandering around the old section of the Boston Public Library with Mom. I can always be counted on to take a picture of a cat.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Wandering around the old section of the Boston Public Library with Mom. I can always be counted on to take a picture of a cat.
Something to do this weekend, along with a trip to the urgent care.
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Something to do this weekend, along with a trip to the urgent care.