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Baking bread in unsuitable climates
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rolandbates.bsky.social
It's beginning to feel a lot, like.
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
live your life in such a way that when you die, those who despise you are so jealous that they make your death all about them simply because they know that when they die, nobody in their right mind would mourn them
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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itstavis.bsky.social
Time magazine AI architects cover except they’re all Lyle Lanley
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
joono.bsky.social
Today in unfortunately abbreviated headlines
Guardian headline "Christmas mixers: Thomasina Miers' recipes for fire cider and spiced cock..."
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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dly.bsky.social
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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spindlypete.bsky.social
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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grogsgamut.bsky.social
"We're having the wrong conversation about unemployment" by Anglicare's Kasy Chambers #ThePoint
thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...
We're having the wrong conversation about unemployment
The point.com.au
thepoint.com.au
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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cameronwilson.bsky.social
also when you see how all the rich guys write you immediately understand why they saw chatgpt write a plausibly human sounding email and immediately invested $10832457B
maxread.info Max Read @maxread.info · Nov 18
epstein would've loved chatgpt so much. he wouldve gotten ai psychosis immediately and sent a million emails to sam altman. tragic he missed all this
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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requiemarm.bsky.social
I will be stepping back from my public commitments but I will continue being around teenagers all the time
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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nebulena.net
i hate going to sleep because night time is da best babey!!!! day is boring BOOOO and too hot BOOOOOOOOOOOO we hate the day time we’re raccoons ok we’re owls and we’re crawling / flying around and doing NIGHT TIME SHIT like READING WIKIPEDIA
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
joono.bsky.social
Evergreen advice
ohrobin.bsky.social gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · Nov 16
many of you are taking this too seriously. do not do that.
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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caylen.bsky.social
a “Space Force”, if you will
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · Nov 13
we need a department of kerning
The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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darkdeeny.bsky.social
Lick cunts
Not boots
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
joono.bsky.social
"This is a game clearly made by absolute horse sickos" paging @worstpossible.world

www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/de...
'Death Stranding, but Norman Reedus is a horse in 13th-century Mongolia' is the pitch for this demo with the most detailed steed mechanics I've ever seen
Be right back taking a quick course on horse genetics.
www.pcgamer.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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cosmicallyf.bsky.social
The key to my cooking is that it's done with love. And by love, I mean a ton of garlic and onion.
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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fionavonloo.bsky.social
The existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a third, Hollandest Tom.
October 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
joono.bsky.social
But also no.
Abraham Simpson quote about Homer being a communist, altered to say 'Nazi'
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
I’m in Spain but the S is silent
September 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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criminalerin.bsky.social
C'mon Jesus we got posting to do
A medieval painting of a scaly demon carrying Jesus who is making an OPE AND I face, like he is very surprised
February 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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dreadships.bsky.social
"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."
Russian MoD video with a partially deflated decoy aircraft in the background. Like a dog receiving a bollocking its tail is tucked away out of sight and its nose is down.
September 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM