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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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A red grouse (Lagopus scotica) I encountered in the Pentland Hills near Edinburgh last summer, demonstrating its very human-like alarm call. He seemed extremely cross that I'd had the audacity to ride my mountain bike across his patch and chased me along the trail for quite some distance.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A red grouse (Lagopus scotica) I encountered in the Pentland Hills near Edinburgh last summer, demonstrating its very human-like alarm call. He seemed extremely cross that I'd had the audacity to ride my mountain bike across his patch and chased me along the trail for quite some distance.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Hate AI for your own reasons.
My number one reason is that it makes it more confusing and difficult to refer to Allen Iverson.
My number one reason is that it makes it more confusing and difficult to refer to Allen Iverson.
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hate AI for your own reasons.
My number one reason is that it makes it more confusing and difficult to refer to Allen Iverson.
My number one reason is that it makes it more confusing and difficult to refer to Allen Iverson.
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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Let your haters be your satyrs at the drunken orgy of success
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Let your haters be your satyrs at the drunken orgy of success
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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Am i wring for laughing at this because when i tell you that I SCREAMED lmao
I’m HOLLERING at this fish pulling off a 56 hit Marvel vs Capcom aerial combo 😂😂😂😭😭
April 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Am i wring for laughing at this because when i tell you that I SCREAMED lmao
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On not becoming the thing you hate
March 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
On not becoming the thing you hate
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You have to have other things than thinking, worrying, posting, and talking about the bad thing or you’re going to burn yourself out.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You have to have other things than thinking, worrying, posting, and talking about the bad thing or you’re going to burn yourself out.
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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I don't know how we'd accomplish this, technologically, but we should be able to merge some celebrities. Like, no offense to either of them, but Post Malone and Jelly Roll should be one guy.
December 22, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I don't know how we'd accomplish this, technologically, but we should be able to merge some celebrities. Like, no offense to either of them, but Post Malone and Jelly Roll should be one guy.
It's impossible to be comfortable on bleachers
December 14, 2024 at 1:39 AM
It's impossible to be comfortable on bleachers
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Shoutout to getting enough sleep, turns out that's pretty great
December 12, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Shoutout to getting enough sleep, turns out that's pretty great