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Jude Atwood

@judeatwood.bsky.social

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Writer & cartoonist. Author of the spooky middle grade mystery MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · Nov 27

In this cartoon, two small anthropomorphic trees sit on a living room floor in front of a bigger tree who sits in an easy chair. The big tree holds a familiar green book with a child accepting an apple from a tree on the cover. The caption reads, "This one's a classic. It's called The Taking Boy."

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 5d

If you have the hiccups, I will lunge at you unexpectedly and scream, because that's the kind of friend I am.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 6d

Friendly reminder: if I’ve corrected something you said, the appropriate response is, “You’re right, thanks!”

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 8d

just spent 10 minutes writing a joke so good arrested development already did it

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Slouchy @slouchy.bsky.social · 13d

The worst thing about consuming your twin in the womb is that you'll never eat anything that delicious ever again

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 15d

Last week I told my classes: if you take issue with my swearing, focus on all of the sentences where I don't swear. That's the majority. There's something for everyone!

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 16d

The title of "The Great British Bake Off" had to be changed to "The Great British Baking Show" for the American audience and this makes me so mad I wanna throw a sorcerer’s stone at somebody.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 17d

Delaware Live, you are severely overestimating how much I want to visit Delaware Live

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 20d

"It's all very disturbing" is the new "good morning"

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 20d

Being Gen X and getting older is depressing. Now, I can barely listen to 10 maniacs in one sitting.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 21d

I have never once heard a car alarm and thought, oh no, someone is breaking into a car

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 22d

Ever notice how you “park” in a “driveway,” but memories of you will be the only thing left after you are gone?

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 23d

Misremembering the details of classic stories is my Achilles' nipple.

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 26d

No thoughts only run

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 26d

I was at the mall today and they already had white 7-day candles in the western-facing windows to guide the dead and black scrying mirrors on all the shelves and I was just like, dang, Samhain gets earlier every year…

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 29d

Asking someone for a movie recommendation & then saying, "Oh, I don't like movies with subtitles" is like asking for a restaurant recommendation & then saying, "Oh, I meant can you recommend a Denny's."

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · Sep 8

approaching the overpass with a CLEARANCE 8'6" sign on it. my truck is at least 9' tall. but how is that my problem? that sounds like a truck problem.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · Sep 8

Mark my words, your addiction to highlighters has gotten out of control.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · Sep 6

On the left, a screen cap from an ad, with text reading, “One game neuroscientists are begging people over the age of 40 to play.” On the right, an image where a character from the movie Midsommar looks up in horror.

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the guy also known as thief 🇳🇿 @thief-gold.bsky.social · Sep 3

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary:

Garyspotting

Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Charlie and the Gary Factory

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Bram Stoker’s Gary

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Charlie and the Gary Factory

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

Bram Stoker’s Gary

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

This is Gary Tap

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · Aug 28

Date: so what do you do in your free time?

Dr. Frankenstein: I'm sorta into bodybuilding

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · Aug 27

Thank you so much!

Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · Aug 27

Today’s the day! MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES is officially rereleased in print!

(Leave a comment to let me know what you think of the new cover…and to boost my engagement on the app.🤓)

A graphic showing the book Maybe There Are Witches, and a quote from Bookworm For Kids: “Delicious layers of tension and chills… It’s not overly scary but tiptoes right on the border of mystery and creepy.”

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · Aug 23

Personally, I would rather live in a less stupid and evil time, if possible

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · Aug 22

Things that are older than students starting college this fall:
-“SexyBack” by Justin Timberlake
-the Borat movie
-Pluto’s time as a planet.
-the West Wing finale
-your hopes and dreams

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