@kalayse.bsky.social
There is a correct fork to use for your meal.
Reposted
How many times did you get gaslit as a kid with the "you can't even taste it" line? #childhood #manupulation
February 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
How many times did you get gaslit as a kid with the "you can't even taste it" line? #childhood #manupulation
You cannot convince me that boxed macaroni and cheese is meant to be sauced in the pot. Only in the bowl it's served in, every time.
February 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You cannot convince me that boxed macaroni and cheese is meant to be sauced in the pot. Only in the bowl it's served in, every time.
Reposted
I want to thank Senator @edmarkey.bsky.social for this post - it's the first thing that's made me feel hopeful since the election.
Save this image to your phones.
Whenever you feel like things are hopeless and we can't win, look at that image.
It made me want to fight again!
Save this image to your phones.
Whenever you feel like things are hopeless and we can't win, look at that image.
It made me want to fight again!
February 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I want to thank Senator @edmarkey.bsky.social for this post - it's the first thing that's made me feel hopeful since the election.
Save this image to your phones.
Whenever you feel like things are hopeless and we can't win, look at that image.
It made me want to fight again!
Save this image to your phones.
Whenever you feel like things are hopeless and we can't win, look at that image.
It made me want to fight again!
Imma say it. I hate showering. I just want to peel off my outer layer of skin and wash it.
January 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Imma say it. I hate showering. I just want to peel off my outer layer of skin and wash it.
Do neurotypical people know what it feels like to forget you have a body? I'm sure they just notice when they're thirsty, they're too hot, the need to pee, etc. How odd.
December 23, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Do neurotypical people know what it feels like to forget you have a body? I'm sure they just notice when they're thirsty, they're too hot, the need to pee, etc. How odd.
When I was 8, I went to a holiday party at a VFW. They had a cake walk. When my number was called I selected No Bake Cookies. I ate all of them and got sick. I can't look at them the same anymore.
December 20, 2024 at 8:07 PM
When I was 8, I went to a holiday party at a VFW. They had a cake walk. When my number was called I selected No Bake Cookies. I ate all of them and got sick. I can't look at them the same anymore.
Reposted
Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets
December 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets
Reposted
Never let them know your next move.
December 20, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Never let them know your next move.
Found myself wanting an AI Bot to reply to my pleasantry text messages. It can take over for birthdays, holidays, check ins, and any other non-substantive conversation.
December 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Found myself wanting an AI Bot to reply to my pleasantry text messages. It can take over for birthdays, holidays, check ins, and any other non-substantive conversation.
I love the spa experience of draining my pasta water.
December 17, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I love the spa experience of draining my pasta water.
Reposted
I'm tired of "feel good" movies. I wanna watch something that absolutely ruins my life.
December 12, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I'm tired of "feel good" movies. I wanna watch something that absolutely ruins my life.
Celsius takes like non-alcoholic watered down Smirnoff Ice on a Tuesday night in college.
December 12, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Celsius takes like non-alcoholic watered down Smirnoff Ice on a Tuesday night in college.
Is it my sense of a foreshortened future or my dog that's screwing with my feed? Yes, I get it. We're going for a walk. #dogparent #neurodivergent
December 12, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Is it my sense of a foreshortened future or my dog that's screwing with my feed? Yes, I get it. We're going for a walk. #dogparent #neurodivergent
Reposted
coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.
December 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.
Reposted
If I'd just committed the most notorious assassination in the country, I would make damned sure that my last meal before incarceration wasn't at a McDonald's.
December 10, 2024 at 12:01 AM
If I'd just committed the most notorious assassination in the country, I would make damned sure that my last meal before incarceration wasn't at a McDonald's.
Reposted
My dog when I ask him to sit: "Lo siento. No hablo Inglés."
My dog when he wants more food: "Hello, fine sir, would you please have a look at me sitting like a good boy."
My dog when he wants more food: "Hello, fine sir, would you please have a look at me sitting like a good boy."
December 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM
My dog when I ask him to sit: "Lo siento. No hablo Inglés."
My dog when he wants more food: "Hello, fine sir, would you please have a look at me sitting like a good boy."
My dog when he wants more food: "Hello, fine sir, would you please have a look at me sitting like a good boy."
Reposted
Luigi should have known to go to Olive Garden rather than McDonald’s. When you’re there, you’re family.
December 9, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Luigi should have known to go to Olive Garden rather than McDonald’s. When you’re there, you’re family.
The last 6 weeks has felt like being next in line for a roller coaster you know nothing about.
December 10, 2024 at 9:34 AM
The last 6 weeks has felt like being next in line for a roller coaster you know nothing about.
Reposted
This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
The other day I said, "Pull the lever, Kronk", and found out that it's a dated reference that isn't common knowledge. I am now a babbling old fogey with the lead poisoning stare.
December 7, 2024 at 4:47 AM
The other day I said, "Pull the lever, Kronk", and found out that it's a dated reference that isn't common knowledge. I am now a babbling old fogey with the lead poisoning stare.
Reposted
ai facial recognition identified me as a ziploc bag full of spaghetti and meatballs
December 6, 2024 at 7:14 PM
ai facial recognition identified me as a ziploc bag full of spaghetti and meatballs
Reposted
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense