@kalliphorne.bsky.social
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Grief comes out in strange places, like the self-checkout
Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD
Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD
November 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Grief comes out in strange places, like the self-checkout
Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD
Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD
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A quarter of the bones in your body are in your hands & that's why hands are hard to draw so cut yourself some slack about hands.
November 17, 2024 at 1:49 PM
A quarter of the bones in your body are in your hands & that's why hands are hard to draw so cut yourself some slack about hands.
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Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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Moon dressed up as Uranus
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Moon dressed up as Uranus
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“I'm writing a first draft and reminding myself that I'm simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.”
This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.
This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.
November 18, 2024 at 5:38 AM
“I'm writing a first draft and reminding myself that I'm simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.”
This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.
This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.
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When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite.
August 13, 2023 at 5:08 PM
When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite.
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"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 PM
"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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The number one advice any & every writing professional can & will give you is this:
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK.
You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK.
You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
November 15, 2024 at 5:54 PM
The number one advice any & every writing professional can & will give you is this:
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK.
You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK.
You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
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Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
November 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
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Here's one of my* favorites from @jennawiseford.bsky.social
*I'm just one of the mods, I don't speak for the whole team
*I'm just one of the mods, I don't speak for the whole team
November 16, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Here's one of my* favorites from @jennawiseford.bsky.social
*I'm just one of the mods, I don't speak for the whole team
*I'm just one of the mods, I don't speak for the whole team
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That orange streak is Mercury with its glowing sodium plasma tail, passing in front of the Pleiades cluster.
Impressive capture by Dr Sebastian Voltmer.
spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload...
Impressive capture by Dr Sebastian Voltmer.
spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload...
November 15, 2024 at 11:22 AM
That orange streak is Mercury with its glowing sodium plasma tail, passing in front of the Pleiades cluster.
Impressive capture by Dr Sebastian Voltmer.
spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload...
Impressive capture by Dr Sebastian Voltmer.
spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload...
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The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
November 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
November 15, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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Hands up who does exactly this
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Hands up who does exactly this
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it’s such a beautiful thing that we as humans can see things like this in space thanks to machines we made on earth
November 15, 2024 at 1:43 AM
it’s such a beautiful thing that we as humans can see things like this in space thanks to machines we made on earth