Kassandra Ives (She/Her)
@kassablanca.bsky.social
Trans-Femme Corpo-Slop Analytics meets Peak Nerd Shit Posting. Pleased to participate in the treats based economy. I wish the treats supply would stop getting interrupted.
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The amount of "even the Washington Post is speaking against the trans cult" posts after Monday's editorial opposing inclusion of trans athletes was worth the price to Bezos because the lingering perception that it's a liberal publication lends credibility to the propaganda despite its total overhaul
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The amount of "even the Washington Post is speaking against the trans cult" posts after Monday's editorial opposing inclusion of trans athletes was worth the price to Bezos because the lingering perception that it's a liberal publication lends credibility to the propaganda despite its total overhaul
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I hate to burst everyone's bubble but if you think that CBS News losing ratings or prestige matters to David Ellison, you're mistaken. Murdoch ran the NY Post for 45 years without turning a profit. They want these media companies to pump propaganda, not to get ratings or make money.
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I hate to burst everyone's bubble but if you think that CBS News losing ratings or prestige matters to David Ellison, you're mistaken. Murdoch ran the NY Post for 45 years without turning a profit. They want these media companies to pump propaganda, not to get ratings or make money.
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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new episode of kill the computer where we talk about how grok has become mecha-epstein
We Need to talk About Grok Ft. Maggie Harrison Dupré
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 01/15/2026 · 1h 3m
podcasts.apple.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
new episode of kill the computer where we talk about how grok has become mecha-epstein
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according to this map, the only business in charlottesville currently making millions off ICE contracts is govsmart, a company whose CEO also owns the local franchise of gracie jiu jitsu. interesting!
New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
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The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
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January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
according to this map, the only business in charlottesville currently making millions off ICE contracts is govsmart, a company whose CEO also owns the local franchise of gracie jiu jitsu. interesting!
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Another data point indicating that Polymarket is not a “prediction market” but a public persuasion operation—here it spreads disinformation about Minnesota and DHS signals boosts the disinformation:
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Another data point indicating that Polymarket is not a “prediction market” but a public persuasion operation—here it spreads disinformation about Minnesota and DHS signals boosts the disinformation:
I bought Amy for PS3
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I bought Amy for PS3
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
Has anyone made AI porn of Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends to whom he seeks the constant approval of in his political career?
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Has anyone made AI porn of Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends to whom he seeks the constant approval of in his political career?
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
holy fuck it’s real
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“If you kill a baby from embryo on up, with a pill or scalpel, we oughta execute you.”
Tennessee Republican Rep. Monty Fritts (R-Kingston), candidate for governor, is so pro-life he wants to put women to death. 🤔😳
From TN Repro News: wellsrachelm.substack.com/p/a-tennesse...
Tennessee Republican Rep. Monty Fritts (R-Kingston), candidate for governor, is so pro-life he wants to put women to death. 🤔😳
From TN Repro News: wellsrachelm.substack.com/p/a-tennesse...
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
“If you kill a baby from embryo on up, with a pill or scalpel, we oughta execute you.”
Tennessee Republican Rep. Monty Fritts (R-Kingston), candidate for governor, is so pro-life he wants to put women to death. 🤔😳
From TN Repro News: wellsrachelm.substack.com/p/a-tennesse...
Tennessee Republican Rep. Monty Fritts (R-Kingston), candidate for governor, is so pro-life he wants to put women to death. 🤔😳
From TN Repro News: wellsrachelm.substack.com/p/a-tennesse...
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The first sale of Venezuelan oil went to a guy who donated $6 million to Trump. The proceeds are now in a bank in Qatar.
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The first sale of Venezuelan oil went to a guy who donated $6 million to Trump. The proceeds are now in a bank in Qatar.
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For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
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i don’t know how to make sense of the world we’re living in. i write stories about the past. this one is, in its own way, my love letter to minneapolis.
we who struggle for justice have always been stronger and braver than they are. we’ve always fought back. and we will always, eventually, win.
we who struggle for justice have always been stronger and braver than they are. we’ve always fought back. and we will always, eventually, win.
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i don’t know how to make sense of the world we’re living in. i write stories about the past. this one is, in its own way, my love letter to minneapolis.
we who struggle for justice have always been stronger and braver than they are. we’ve always fought back. and we will always, eventually, win.
we who struggle for justice have always been stronger and braver than they are. we’ve always fought back. and we will always, eventually, win.
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They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
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Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “I wanted to speak on this Charlie Kirk resolution but debate was immediately ended by Republican Leader William Lamberth”
Dems voting yes: Miller, Shaw
Dems abstaining: Hemmer, Chism
(Chism changed his but was there, voted on previous Q seconds before)
Dems voting yes: Miller, Shaw
Dems abstaining: Hemmer, Chism
(Chism changed his but was there, voted on previous Q seconds before)
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “I wanted to speak on this Charlie Kirk resolution but debate was immediately ended by Republican Leader William Lamberth”
Dems voting yes: Miller, Shaw
Dems abstaining: Hemmer, Chism
(Chism changed his but was there, voted on previous Q seconds before)
Dems voting yes: Miller, Shaw
Dems abstaining: Hemmer, Chism
(Chism changed his but was there, voted on previous Q seconds before)
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
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Buccee's, small town, and GLANT
Get in bitch, we're going GLANTING. With Glant Havenar. Glant! nogodsnomayors.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Buccee's, small town, and GLANT
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Walz and Frey up up there still whining like big pussies while Trump and ICE flashbang a 6 month old who stopped breathing. No one doing anything at all. Just brave citizens trying to keep their families and community safe while Gov and Mayor watch from afar
His 6 month old stopped breathing!
HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!
A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!
His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!
A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!
His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Walz and Frey up up there still whining like big pussies while Trump and ICE flashbang a 6 month old who stopped breathing. No one doing anything at all. Just brave citizens trying to keep their families and community safe while Gov and Mayor watch from afar
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Charlottesville is deflocked (at least 8/10 cameras removed, possibly 10/10 already)
So far so good! The 3 cameras I pass on my way to the pool have been removed as of this morning.
Response received for my requests!
"Charlottesville Police Department and Public Works are removing the Flock cameras. They are working on removal this week, but it may spill into next week."
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"Charlottesville Police Department and Public Works are removing the Flock cameras. They are working on removal this week, but it may spill into next week."
👀
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Charlottesville is deflocked (at least 8/10 cameras removed, possibly 10/10 already)
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So far so good! The 3 cameras I pass on my way to the pool have been removed as of this morning.
Response received for my requests!
"Charlottesville Police Department and Public Works are removing the Flock cameras. They are working on removal this week, but it may spill into next week."
👀
"Charlottesville Police Department and Public Works are removing the Flock cameras. They are working on removal this week, but it may spill into next week."
👀
Last 3 locations. Now I'll upload to MyCVille and see what kind of response this gets from the city.
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
So far so good! The 3 cameras I pass on my way to the pool have been removed as of this morning.
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ICE have now shot the good guy from the end of Home Alone
BREAKING: A federal officer shot a person in the leg after being attacked with a shovel during a Minneapolis arrest, an AP source says.
Federal officer shoots person in leg after being attacked during Minneapolis arrest, AP source says
A federal officer has shot a person in the leg in Minneapolis after being attacked with a shovel during an arrest Wednesday.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
ICE have now shot the good guy from the end of Home Alone
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finding out how far some people are going with stuff like “bone smashing” with hammers is insane
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
finding out how far some people are going with stuff like “bone smashing” with hammers is insane
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There are a lot of folks On Here who are screaming mad about KOSA. They may find this article to be particularly of interest.
We Have the Solution to Protect Children Online. Will Congress Act? – DC Journal - InsideSources
As America approaches its 250th birthday, we have an opportunity to reset the national conversation about child safety online for the better. This begins
dcjournal.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
There are a lot of folks On Here who are screaming mad about KOSA. They may find this article to be particularly of interest.