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Why do so many contemporary movies look like shit? I don't have any technical knowledge, but it's so obvious to me in movie after movie that *something* is not being done well.
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Why do so many contemporary movies look like shit? I don't have any technical knowledge, but it's so obvious to me in movie after movie that *something* is not being done well.
Ugh. Gravity!
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ugh. Gravity!
My whimsical nature is... Really Something.
December 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My whimsical nature is... Really Something.
Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase "medium talent."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase "medium talent."
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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2025 IN REVIEW
We do not live in an era of "May the Force be with you." We live in a world in desperate need of some Luthen Raels.
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We do not live in an era of "May the Force be with you." We live in a world in desperate need of some Luthen Raels.
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'Andor' Gave Us the Most Important Speech in All of Star Wars
We do not live in an era of "May the Force be with you." We live in a world in desperate need of some Luthen Raels.
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December 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
2025 IN REVIEW
We do not live in an era of "May the Force be with you." We live in a world in desperate need of some Luthen Raels.
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20% OFF SUBSCRIPTIONS 🤑 $5.60/mo, $56/yr
We do not live in an era of "May the Force be with you." We live in a world in desperate need of some Luthen Raels.
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20% OFF SUBSCRIPTIONS 🤑 $5.60/mo, $56/yr
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Hey, asshole. Frank Sinatra was the only child of Italian immigrants Natalina "Dolly" Garavanta and Antonino Martino "Marty" Sinatra.
Dean Martin was born Dino Paul Crocetti, the son of immigrants Gaetano Alfonso Crocetti and Angela Crocetti.
Learn some fucking history.
Dean Martin was born Dino Paul Crocetti, the son of immigrants Gaetano Alfonso Crocetti and Angela Crocetti.
Learn some fucking history.
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hey, asshole. Frank Sinatra was the only child of Italian immigrants Natalina "Dolly" Garavanta and Antonino Martino "Marty" Sinatra.
Dean Martin was born Dino Paul Crocetti, the son of immigrants Gaetano Alfonso Crocetti and Angela Crocetti.
Learn some fucking history.
Dean Martin was born Dino Paul Crocetti, the son of immigrants Gaetano Alfonso Crocetti and Angela Crocetti.
Learn some fucking history.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
We caught up with one of the kids who sang on 'A Charlie Brown Christmas.' He's 72 now
Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
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December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
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We have discovered a planet. The wind is gentle and smells like bergamot. I predict that there are artists there.
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We have discovered a planet. The wind is gentle and smells like bergamot. I predict that there are artists there.
... Aaaand we replaced it!
... Aaaand the hot water heater died!
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
... Aaaand we replaced it!
... Aaaand the hot water heater died!
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
... Aaaand the hot water heater died!
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the only businesses that should be open today/tomorrow are chinese restaurants, movie theaters and corner stores but ONLY if you're nice. NO naughty customers.
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the only businesses that should be open today/tomorrow are chinese restaurants, movie theaters and corner stores but ONLY if you're nice. NO naughty customers.
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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🎶My Batman's not fat, he's just chonky!🎶
the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
🎶My Batman's not fat, he's just chonky!🎶
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Bari Weiss is one of the most uniquely untalented human beings alive. ostensibly things have been going well for her for years now and I haven't noticed because I think she's such a flop. she could become president and I'd still think "what is that flop up to these days"
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Bari Weiss is one of the most uniquely untalented human beings alive. ostensibly things have been going well for her for years now and I haven't noticed because I think she's such a flop. she could become president and I'd still think "what is that flop up to these days"
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Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
These are the women who rap as far as I am concerned: MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B, & Doechii.
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
These are the women who rap as far as I am concerned: MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B, & Doechii.
Rick Steves!!! ❤️😭
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Rick Steves!!! ❤️😭
Typical fight w/my husband is me demanding he take some money from me to go do something fun & him getting mad that I won't let him stay home & do chores, so then I say "while you're out, buy me some tortilla chips" & he says "fine!" & then he goes golfing or rides his Vespa & then I get chips.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Typical fight w/my husband is me demanding he take some money from me to go do something fun & him getting mad that I won't let him stay home & do chores, so then I say "while you're out, buy me some tortilla chips" & he says "fine!" & then he goes golfing or rides his Vespa & then I get chips.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."