katiesaur 🎃💀
@katiesaur.bsky.social
I made TWO (2) perfectly golden grilled cheese sandwiches and if you have ADHD, you probably know what a feat that is
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I made TWO (2) perfectly golden grilled cheese sandwiches and if you have ADHD, you probably know what a feat that is
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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NVidia chief creep says resistance and scorn for AI have done a lot of harm. Good. Nice confirmation it's working. Keep it up. Although the main thing is this stuff is harmful crap so the mind and body tend to revolt against it automatically.
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
NVidia chief creep says resistance and scorn for AI have done a lot of harm. Good. Nice confirmation it's working. Keep it up. Although the main thing is this stuff is harmful crap so the mind and body tend to revolt against it automatically.
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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“Rules, conventions, morals, reality itself: all exist so long as their existence is convenient to the preservation of power. Otherwise, they, like all else, are expendable.”
-Omar El Akkad
-Omar El Akkad
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“Rules, conventions, morals, reality itself: all exist so long as their existence is convenient to the preservation of power. Otherwise, they, like all else, are expendable.”
-Omar El Akkad
-Omar El Akkad
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well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.
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20 years from now "alf hog" will be someones sleeper cell activation phrase
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
20 years from now "alf hog" will be someones sleeper cell activation phrase
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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I really do miss when fan fic was something you discussed among trusted, likeminded friends and mainstream media was not aware of it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I really do miss when fan fic was something you discussed among trusted, likeminded friends and mainstream media was not aware of it.
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
September 4, 2023 at 5:09 PM
me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Dawg a large chunk of why we're in this mess is due to this ASSHOLE
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Dawg a large chunk of why we're in this mess is due to this ASSHOLE
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Hey sorry, I can't come in for my shift today, there were some omens. Yeah, like signs and portents. What? Of course they were fell, I wouldn't be calling out otherwise.
December 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hey sorry, I can't come in for my shift today, there were some omens. Yeah, like signs and portents. What? Of course they were fell, I wouldn't be calling out otherwise.
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
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How about everyone cancel their subscriptions like they did when Kimmel was removed from his late night show? It would probably make a difference like last time.
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How about everyone cancel their subscriptions like they did when Kimmel was removed from his late night show? It would probably make a difference like last time.
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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This IS the same company that is demanding Steam remove an AI warning tag from all games, which tells me they plan to deceive people with AI.
Fuck Fortnite, Fuck Epic, Fuck The Game Awards.
Posting this to their X but NOT their Bluesky just SHOWS they know they're doing some bigoted shit & just don't wanna get called out for it.
Imagine hurting your Transgender playerbase like this? And your Transgender viewers {In the case of TGA}?
Posting this to their X but NOT their Bluesky just SHOWS they know they're doing some bigoted shit & just don't wanna get called out for it.
Imagine hurting your Transgender playerbase like this? And your Transgender viewers {In the case of TGA}?
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This IS the same company that is demanding Steam remove an AI warning tag from all games, which tells me they plan to deceive people with AI.
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omg happy anniversary to "harold they're lesbians"
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
omg happy anniversary to "harold they're lesbians"
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potatoes best carb send skeet
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
potatoes best carb send skeet
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There are many material reasons why Netflix owning WB/HBO sucks but the pettiest one I have is they suck at distributing their own work or building up any enthusiasm. They have failed their way to the top with a strategy that doesn’t benefit the work.
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There are many material reasons why Netflix owning WB/HBO sucks but the pettiest one I have is they suck at distributing their own work or building up any enthusiasm. They have failed their way to the top with a strategy that doesn’t benefit the work.
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When you’re troubleshooting quilt stuff, you want sites from before 2004 by a lady named Barb or Carol.
Knitting? Late 40s women who almost certainly are computer scientists or would have been.
Embroidery is 30s women who say fuck a lot.
Sewing is bored fashion school graduates.
Knitting? Late 40s women who almost certainly are computer scientists or would have been.
Embroidery is 30s women who say fuck a lot.
Sewing is bored fashion school graduates.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When you’re troubleshooting quilt stuff, you want sites from before 2004 by a lady named Barb or Carol.
Knitting? Late 40s women who almost certainly are computer scientists or would have been.
Embroidery is 30s women who say fuck a lot.
Sewing is bored fashion school graduates.
Knitting? Late 40s women who almost certainly are computer scientists or would have been.
Embroidery is 30s women who say fuck a lot.
Sewing is bored fashion school graduates.
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Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again