Kattington Bear
@katthew.bsky.social
@strawbearrylove on the dead site.
Paddington Bear doesn’t have an account on here so idk how long this will be a viable
platform.
love/bear/he
Paddington Bear doesn’t have an account on here so idk how long this will be a viable
platform.
love/bear/he
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[being walked in on while watching a minecraft youtube video] *slamming laptop closed* UHHH I WAS WATCHING PORN I SWEAR
December 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
[being walked in on while watching a minecraft youtube video] *slamming laptop closed* UHHH I WAS WATCHING PORN I SWEAR
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it's dope how we all know someone is going to kill at least a daycare worker and probably some kids soon but we have to just sit back and wait for it to happen because the venal sclerotic dipshits who are ostensibly the good, reasonable, compassionate ones just don't actually care, at all
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
it's dope how we all know someone is going to kill at least a daycare worker and probably some kids soon but we have to just sit back and wait for it to happen because the venal sclerotic dipshits who are ostensibly the good, reasonable, compassionate ones just don't actually care, at all
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This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
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here's to a new year full of posting bangers and banging posters
January 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
here's to a new year full of posting bangers and banging posters
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No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”
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I hope 2026 has transgender for everyone
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I hope 2026 has transgender for everyone
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
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"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
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the wall street journal posted this literally 22 minutes into 2026 lmao. the ruling class is so desperate for this man to fail and for all his ideals to be beaten down into the dirt
As Zohran Mamdani became the mayor of New York City at a small ceremony shortly after midnight Thursday, the clock started ticking on his pledges to make the city more affordable.
Mamdani Takes Office and Must Now Try to Deliver on His Boldest Promises
The clock is ticking on the new mayor’s pledges to make New York City more affordable, including expanded child care and free buses.
on.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
the wall street journal posted this literally 22 minutes into 2026 lmao. the ruling class is so desperate for this man to fail and for all his ideals to be beaten down into the dirt
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🎵 He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna buy fonts
At a discount price
Comicraft's
New Year's sale's
Today 🎵
And checking it twice
Gonna buy fonts
At a discount price
Comicraft's
New Year's sale's
Today 🎵
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
🎵 He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna buy fonts
At a discount price
Comicraft's
New Year's sale's
Today 🎵
And checking it twice
Gonna buy fonts
At a discount price
Comicraft's
New Year's sale's
Today 🎵
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it’s rent day. Mayor Mamdani do something
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
it’s rent day. Mayor Mamdani do something
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brushing my teeth 730 times today to get it out of the way
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
brushing my teeth 730 times today to get it out of the way
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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kissing someone at midnight is tired. who wants to wack me with a mallet
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 AM
kissing someone at midnight is tired. who wants to wack me with a mallet
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everyone make sure to turn your calendars back one year for daylight savings year!!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
everyone make sure to turn your calendars back one year for daylight savings year!!!
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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it’s the first day of mamdani’s reign in new york city and he’s already instituting his horrible communist agenda. parking is free across the city
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
it’s the first day of mamdani’s reign in new york city and he’s already instituting his horrible communist agenda. parking is free across the city
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
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yes babe that joke was really good. no i didn’t understand it. (sigh) can i at least suck ur tits while ur explaining it to me
December 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
yes babe that joke was really good. no i didn’t understand it. (sigh) can i at least suck ur tits while ur explaining it to me
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it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.
Dearborn, Michigan could not be reached for comment.
Trump: "I'm not concerned about anything that Israel is doing"
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.
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Took my favorite Christmas present from Gertrude, polka dot suspenders, out for a spin this AM. Wore them to Target while I bought my monthly supply of Ensure. Some local youths approached me and, pointing at the suspenders, asked: "why you so goofy, Unc?" Here's why that's a problem for The Left:
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Took my favorite Christmas present from Gertrude, polka dot suspenders, out for a spin this AM. Wore them to Target while I bought my monthly supply of Ensure. Some local youths approached me and, pointing at the suspenders, asked: "why you so goofy, Unc?" Here's why that's a problem for The Left:
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Trump guys on Twitter are using Grok to “hunt” daycares in their nearest city to see if there are kids in them and, if there are, if they’re Somali.
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Trump guys on Twitter are using Grok to “hunt” daycares in their nearest city to see if there are kids in them and, if there are, if they’re Somali.