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same sunflower, different day #gardening
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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if you forgot how to do piracy you should unforget that for the back half of the decade prolly
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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going on a stupid little walk for my dumb mental health
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Watching the Canadian bootleg 60 Minutes segment Bari Weiss tried to censor
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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how it feels to get a bunch of fire reacts in the group chat
December 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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misconfigured llm actually very relatable
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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*feral shrieking*
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Horseshoe theory?
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I'm assembling a team
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Take that, murder hornets!

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/s...
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Calibri, so wasteful and diverse, beloved by all who are woke lol lmao
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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why was he serving so much cunt
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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computer culture
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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a type of content that makes me want to launch myself into space and is huge part of why everything is so bad: TikToker goes down a “rabbit hole,” makes 9-minute video. The “rabbit hole” was she found an Eater article. The Eater journalist did all the work: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTruBS8cp/
allow me to take you on a journey where, once again, we learn we have no idea what’s in our food. at least we know corporations are pure of heart so I’m sure it’s fine🫶🏼🤡
TikTok video by kaelin
www.tiktok.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Me trying the romantasy thing
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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when u check the wrong timeline
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM