John Keota
@keotaboy.bsky.social
I found the jade monkey. And the road map and ice scraper. They were in the glovebox. It’s all coming together...
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idk, i think it’s eggnog
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
idk, i think it’s eggnog
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tv chef "as we all know French cooking is the height of luxury"
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
tv chef "as we all know French cooking is the height of luxury"
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
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I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
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bari is the standard bearer for the media types who think any journalism that leads the consumer toward a left-wing position must be tempered and balanced until it doesn’t.
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
bari is the standard bearer for the media types who think any journalism that leads the consumer toward a left-wing position must be tempered and balanced until it doesn’t.
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Lol even IMDb is getting her ass. I didn’t know they did journalism, but I’m guessing they got into the game just to roast her too.
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Lol even IMDb is getting her ass. I didn’t know they did journalism, but I’m guessing they got into the game just to roast her too.
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BATMAN BEGINS was released 20 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great superhero origin movies and the film that catapulted the career of Christopher Nolan, the making of story is mysterious as The League of Shadows…
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June 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
BATMAN BEGINS was released 20 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great superhero origin movies and the film that catapulted the career of Christopher Nolan, the making of story is mysterious as The League of Shadows…
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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Starbucks paid their most recent CEO over $100 million to come up with ideas like "the baristas should write messages on cups again."
Indistinguishable from a genAI.
Indistinguishable from a genAI.
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Starbucks paid their most recent CEO over $100 million to come up with ideas like "the baristas should write messages on cups again."
Indistinguishable from a genAI.
Indistinguishable from a genAI.
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A tow truck driver who towed an ICE SUV that was blocking a driveway while the agents kidnapped Angelanos back in September was just found NOT GUILTY on the only charge against him (theft of government property).
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
Man accused of towing ICE SUV during LA immigration operation found not guilty
A Los Angeles tow truck driver accused of towing a federal SUV during an immigration enforcement operation was found not guilty by a federal jury Friday. Bobby Nuñez, 33, was arrested and charged with...
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A tow truck driver who towed an ICE SUV that was blocking a driveway while the agents kidnapped Angelanos back in September was just found NOT GUILTY on the only charge against him (theft of government property).
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
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As a person who has been studying extreme far right ideologies for the last decade (and did a PhD on immigration) I find the entrance of “remigration” into the mainstream American political lexicon so profoundly disturbing
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
As a person who has been studying extreme far right ideologies for the last decade (and did a PhD on immigration) I find the entrance of “remigration” into the mainstream American political lexicon so profoundly disturbing
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i stumbled on this looking for something yesterday and i have not stopped laughing
December 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i stumbled on this looking for something yesterday and i have not stopped laughing
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I call this "The Lying Screen"
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I call this "The Lying Screen"
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this is a general warrant and it's specifically the kind of warrant the framers passed the 4th amendment to outlaw
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
this is a general warrant and it's specifically the kind of warrant the framers passed the 4th amendment to outlaw
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Driving a car is not a civil liberty, it's a licensed privilege.
I think it was a huge mistake to make our society so car-dependent. But man. The Discourse today is a good reminder that when it comes to roadways policy, otherwise progressive anti-car people quickly become some of the most pro-carceral, anti-civil liberties people on the planet.
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Driving a car is not a civil liberty, it's a licensed privilege.
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Giggling my fucking ass off at this silly ass shit
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Giggling my fucking ass off at this silly ass shit
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when I'm typing a message but then I see you started typing a message
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
when I'm typing a message but then I see you started typing a message
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I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy
Welcome to Derry reveals why It loves to use the form of Pennywise the Clown so much.
Why Did IT Choose its Pennywise the Clown Form? WELCOME TO DERRY Reveals the Answer
nerdist.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy
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Sociologists think they're political scientists. Political scientists think they're economists. And economists think they're Aristotle
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sociologists think they're political scientists. Political scientists think they're economists. And economists think they're Aristotle
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Amazon is making money off AI copies of books - and putting the onus on authors to prove they’ve been plagiarised.
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon Is the World's Biggest Online Book Marketplace. It's Filled With AI Knockoffs
Authors say Amazon's knockoff book problem is leaving them frustrated — and making the internet worse in the process.
www.rollingstone.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Amazon is making money off AI copies of books - and putting the onus on authors to prove they’ve been plagiarised.
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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Much like with the War on Drugs, the push for AI is not about what they say it's about.
They say the War on Drugs is about keeping us safe, it's actually about mass incarceration and racial subjugation.
They say AI is to make our lives better, it's actually a Trojan horse for mass surveillance.
They say the War on Drugs is about keeping us safe, it's actually about mass incarceration and racial subjugation.
They say AI is to make our lives better, it's actually a Trojan horse for mass surveillance.
all the fake AI trash really contradicts one of the main ways we're told capitalism operates, with capitalists identifying wants/needs & developing products & services to meet those. turns out you can skip that step & just pretend. nigh everyone hates AI and it makes no money but it's everywhere
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Much like with the War on Drugs, the push for AI is not about what they say it's about.
They say the War on Drugs is about keeping us safe, it's actually about mass incarceration and racial subjugation.
They say AI is to make our lives better, it's actually a Trojan horse for mass surveillance.
They say the War on Drugs is about keeping us safe, it's actually about mass incarceration and racial subjugation.
They say AI is to make our lives better, it's actually a Trojan horse for mass surveillance.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.