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King Jezel
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hurricanexyz.bsky.social
Hey, anyone remember that time Republicans invented a whole, extremely thinly veiled way of saying "fuck Joe Biden" at every possible opportunity??
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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zhugeex.com
Weird how this doesn’t apply to the United States.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h
Trump on protesters in Iran: "One death is too much"
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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atrupar.com
Frey: "I think the initial impetus to come to MN was to arrest & deport a bunch of Somali people. They got here & realized the Somali people that would be deported are all citizens. Then they turned their ire toward our Latino community & others. These are communities that make Mpls a better place."
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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markjacob.bsky.social
The UK-based Guardian is doing the job of honestly covering U.S. politics that American legacy media have largely failed to do. The content is free, but they need your donations to keep up the vital work. I've given them my $$. @theguardian.com
Trump administration unleashes torrent of untruths after woman shot dead by ICE
Victim-blaming began almost as soon as Renee Nicole Good was killed – we examine the claims and the reality
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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allinwithchris.bsky.social
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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atrupar.com
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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atrupar.com
Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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patti3333.bsky.social
🚨SHOUT OUT GEORGIA 🚨

SPECIAL ELECTION SET FOR MARCH 10TH

To fill Marjorie Taylor Greene seat for Congress GA14
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SHAWN HARRIS
@shawnforcongress.bsky.social
I have been fortunate to hear SHAWN speak
He's a powerhouse
HE WILL HELP HIS GEORGIA
CONSTITUENTS
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?" Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸" Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City." Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
It’s time.
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Mark is upset because he posted an unattributed quote from someone thanking him for saving her husband’s life. This good billionaire can’t even tell everyone about the praise he gets, the reason you do something good, without people telling him he’s full of shit smh
mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 20d
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with

CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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mellongraig.bsky.social
Hey, if you live in South Carolina's 88th House District... get out and vote today for Col. J. Chuck Hightower! What more can you do it on Christmas Eve Eve...
trumpstaxes.com TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 27d
🚨SPECIAL ELECTION - SOUTH CAROLINA STATE HOUSE DISTRICT 88🚨

Democrat: Col. J. Chuck Hightower

Election Date: 🗓️THIS TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23RD🗓️

Area: SW of Columbia, SC

Notes: Very red seat, but it's to replace disgraced former Rep. RJ May (Google him) so a good formula for a Dem over-performance.
Col. J. Chuck Hightower Map of SC State House District 88
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
drewharwell.com Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 26d
Once uncommon for the government to post like this
Tis the Season for Mass Deportations
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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wario64.bsky.social
Do Your Part t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/MPV1yjz #ad
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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nevernotfunny.com
In 2018, we were lucky enough to have Rob Reiner join us on NNF. It was an honor and a joy. We’re rereleasing the episode to share the light and laughs he brought to us. Our thoughts and condolences go out to the Reiner family. He was a true legend and a great human. Rest in peace, friend.
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
Obama in a suit and black cowboy hat. The hat appears to be of good quality. Trump in a suit and white cowboy hat. The hat appears to be of lower quality.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
wearing a suit while i drive the worst car ever invented
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Dec 4
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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aplante.com
someone asked if they could buy this and use it as signage at their table. my answer is ABSOLUTELY YES. i explicitly designed it as something to display at my own table so i would be honoured and thrilled if others did as well!! may it bring you wealth and good fortune!!
aplante.com Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · Dec 3
okay these actually turned out so sick i'm so sad i can only ship to canada

aplante.com/shop
my hand holding a sticker that looks like a brightly-coloured "no parking anytime" sign vandalized to read "NO AI ANYTIME" instead a pile of stickers (see other photo for description)
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
newyorker.com The New Yorker @newyorker.com · Nov 29
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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michelleroy78.bsky.social
Why are they replacing his signature? Because it was done with the autopen and THEY GOT BUSTED.
apnews.com/article/trum... 
Justice Department quietly replaced 'identical' Trump signatures on recent pardons
Justice Department quietly replaced 'identical' Trump signatures on recent pardons
President Donald Trump is facing new scrutiny over the use of a replicated signature on several recent pardons.
apnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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My New Improvised Comedy Album Drops Tomorrow🎭
Free State Of California🐻

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Dial 415-335-7384 for a taste
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Hey nerds,

Wanna hear the latest Pacific Rim Pro Wrestling podcast as it happens?

Go to my YouTube channel. (Add /jimvalley to the YouTube URL)

@fumisaito.bsky.social and I are talking Tanahashi soon.

Share this if you want.

#wrestlesky
#njwk20
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Pancho and Lupe. Some siblings have the same nose or ears. Pancho and Lupe have the same side eye. 13/10 for both (IG: panchocorgi)
two corgis are in formation on a wooden deck. the older one stands in the background and looks directly at the camera, while his little sister sits in the foreground and looks out of frame with a skeptical glance, one eye squinting closed and the other furrowed slightly in concern. the corgi duo is still on their deck. this time, the little corgi pup in the front is looking more at the photographer, but her big brother in the background is now looking over his shoulder at whatever it was that had previously caught her eye. he has a matching expression, with his right eye squinting and his left eye examining the offending target judgmentally.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM