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We are the only ones who can save us
Fix your heart or die
Hail Satan
There are no nazis in Valhalla
Death to MAGA
Death Death to the IDF
We are the only ones who can save us
Fix your heart or die
Hail Satan
There are no nazis in Valhalla
Death to MAGA
Death Death to the IDF
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Working for a cable company in the UK, which has strict data protection laws. A woman called to discuss her daughter's account. She wasn't authorized, so I told her No. Repeatedly.
After a moment of silence, she said "I hope your balls turn square and fester at the corners," then hung up.
After a moment of silence, she said "I hope your balls turn square and fester at the corners," then hung up.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Working for a cable company in the UK, which has strict data protection laws. A woman called to discuss her daughter's account. She wasn't authorized, so I told her No. Repeatedly.
After a moment of silence, she said "I hope your balls turn square and fester at the corners," then hung up.
After a moment of silence, she said "I hope your balls turn square and fester at the corners," then hung up.
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the greatest gift of all
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the greatest gift of all
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visiting parents means we have new photos of Brave Adventurer Queso going on the back porch to watch the squirrels
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
visiting parents means we have new photos of Brave Adventurer Queso going on the back porch to watch the squirrels
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
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Confirmation that the New York Times has changed their internal style guide to cease using the term "gender affirming care" and instead use the term "gender related care."
I asked around and this does appear to be a deliberate style change. It wasn’t announced to staff, but contentious style changes often aren’t. They’re just imposed by the standards desk when they review a story. (Take that for what it is) This desk btw is run by Patrick Healy, no friend of trans ppl
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Confirmation that the New York Times has changed their internal style guide to cease using the term "gender affirming care" and instead use the term "gender related care."
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conservatives in 2016: you dont understand. the clinton crime family was talking about sex trafficking using coded language only 4chan users know in which pizza, a food nobody really eats, is code for children!
conservatives in 2025: the president probably had a good reason to drown that infant
conservatives in 2025: the president probably had a good reason to drown that infant
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
conservatives in 2016: you dont understand. the clinton crime family was talking about sex trafficking using coded language only 4chan users know in which pizza, a food nobody really eats, is code for children!
conservatives in 2025: the president probably had a good reason to drown that infant
conservatives in 2025: the president probably had a good reason to drown that infant
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look i made it the 1979 ibm warning
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
look i made it the 1979 ibm warning
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Prosecute them all. Beyond the depravity of this, it's pure theft. The local prosecutor should open an investigation and charge them all.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Prosecute them all. Beyond the depravity of this, it's pure theft. The local prosecutor should open an investigation and charge them all.
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remember when we all tried to migrate to mastodon that one time and then the people there were really preachy and hostile to us? that's some of you here right now
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
remember when we all tried to migrate to mastodon that one time and then the people there were really preachy and hostile to us? that's some of you here right now
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he's been arguing with chat bots for nearly three years at this point
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
he's been arguing with chat bots for nearly three years at this point
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Day 2 of being called Tiny on this app. The disrespect is unbelievable.
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Day 2 of being called Tiny on this app. The disrespect is unbelievable.
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Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
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Watching a movie about a lonely heart who comes out of their shell to form a found family with an unlikely group of strangers. That’s right, Alien (1979) is a Christmas movie
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Watching a movie about a lonely heart who comes out of their shell to form a found family with an unlikely group of strangers. That’s right, Alien (1979) is a Christmas movie
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Wife got me a Cybertruck for Christmas and it already stopped working
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Wife got me a Cybertruck for Christmas and it already stopped working
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now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
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I've been abroad 23 years but still have a US Healthcare mindset.
Dr: This shouldn't be put off-how long's it been a problem?
Me: Since before you were born?
Dr: You need surgery, but we can't do it now
Me: I can take time off in February
Dr: Come back in an hour. It'll take 15 minutes and cost $17
Dr: This shouldn't be put off-how long's it been a problem?
Me: Since before you were born?
Dr: You need surgery, but we can't do it now
Me: I can take time off in February
Dr: Come back in an hour. It'll take 15 minutes and cost $17
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I've been abroad 23 years but still have a US Healthcare mindset.
Dr: This shouldn't be put off-how long's it been a problem?
Me: Since before you were born?
Dr: You need surgery, but we can't do it now
Me: I can take time off in February
Dr: Come back in an hour. It'll take 15 minutes and cost $17
Dr: This shouldn't be put off-how long's it been a problem?
Me: Since before you were born?
Dr: You need surgery, but we can't do it now
Me: I can take time off in February
Dr: Come back in an hour. It'll take 15 minutes and cost $17