King_Theo
kingtheo.bsky.social
King_Theo
@kingtheo.bsky.social
MCFC, Designer, Pittsburgher
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Beyonce is so bad at fashion it should be studied 😭
Beyoncé Christmas just dropped.
🐝🎄
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Also I never have gravy cuz everyone in my family know how to cook the meat just right. ( it’s still available)
What's gonna be on your thanksgiving plate?
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Listen I don’t even need a main course. Mashed, greens, mac n cheese, sweet potato pie

Luckily real life is better than a fantasy lineup finna. Have it all x2. Two extra sweet potato pies to take home with me and a whole Trey of mac and cheese to take.
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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There's always someone worse, folks. And it's always Tre.
Me, 12 hours after this arrives.
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I can see why Javaris Critterion did what he did to Gilbert Arenas
October 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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would gil troll if he actually did snitch? i mean yes? but maybe no? but maybe yes? no right? but then again…
a man in a suit and sweater is walking in front of a car .
ALT: a man in a suit and sweater is walking in front of a car .
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I wanna hang out with Larry
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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He runs like a bad kid lol
Face this song does not require all that running ..the end 💀 😂
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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re-rack your weights, please.
October 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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What I learned from Prince and Muhammad Ali was that it’s possible to love yourself so much that everybody else does, too.
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Should be criminal how good Doja is at music.
October 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Method Man asking if the aliens were wearing Nikes too
That time the Wu Tang Clan roasted the Heaven's Gate cult for wearing broke ass Nikes in a Rolling Stone article
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Abs are overrated!!!
I’ll never have a six pack because I go run and then go get stuff like this afterwards
October 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Erling 'Adina Howard' Haaland
Thierry Henry: “We’re talking about a freak. But even a freak can get better. He can get freakier! That sounds crazy with what he’s done but I still think one day this guy will score six in a game. He could’ve done it! He’ll score four but will miss four in the same game…”

Quotes via ManCity.com 💙
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Pumpkin spice. It is the only answer.
This is a clear one for me but… what yall got?
September 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
September 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mfs dumb as hell
Reopen the schools. You have "tech" in your bio bro.
September 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Illiterate voters
How we get stuck with an illiterate president.
September 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I read this as NAStradamus and thought to myself I don’t remember nas saying this but also he may have
This took me back to high school when we were so into Nostradamus and the world was supposed to end.
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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They haven’t even invented the slurs I’m cookin up if you serve me hot lemon pepper chitlins. Those words don’t even go together.
September 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
September 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I don't want to log back into Twitter to verify a murder.
August 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM