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Kyle Lenhoff
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Baseball, books, video games, music, stuff, whatever, shut up.
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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mcpli.bsky.social
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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mtsw.bsky.social
Jesus Christ this thread
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
* Number of additional unemployed Americans since January: 982,000.

* Number of federal government job losses: 271,000. 🤡
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14d
Trump: "The only reason our unemployment tucked up and went up to 4.5 percent [it's actually 4.6 percent] is because we are reducing the government workforce by numbers that have never been seen before."
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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lisa-catara.bsky.social
The "poverty penalty."
Excellent points.
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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museum.of.emilyk.art
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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wesburdine.bsky.social
Paul Fart, ICE Cop
popcrave.com Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17d
An ICE agent in Minneapolis pinned a pregnant woman’s face into the snow and knelt on her body.

She was also dragged across the pavement by her wrist.
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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clipart.bsky.social
HUMOR215.BMF
A cartoon of a man dressed business casual (i.e. jacket and tie, untucked shirt and jeans, sneakers), lofting a computer monitor over his head. He looks to be performing some kind of victory dance. And in fact he is, having beaten Minesweeper. The man’s life is, otherwise, empty and meaningless.
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
It’s wild how big of a deal the World’s Fair was, there are town mottos and flags and sports team names that reference it. It would be like going to law school and having it be named after the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, like how cool was this damn fair?
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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mdaware.org
socialism never works. norway is socialist and theyre doing great. theyre not socialist,, theyre capitalist countries with strong welfare policies. then lets do those policies. no thats socialism.
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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dennycarter.bsky.social
Jamelle was cooking.

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/o...
If they win, Democrats will have to use their newfound authority to rethink, even dismantle, agencies like U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and U.S. Customs and Border Protection. They may need to walk back the Bush-era decision to consolidate those agencies and others under a single department, given the wild abuses perpetrated under this administration and its predecessors. It will need to give serious thought to major political and social reform, including D.C. statehood, a federal ban on partisan gerrymandering, a new voting rights act and federal protections for reproductive rights and bodily autonomy, including the rights of gender and sexual minorities. Democrats will also need to embrace the legislature’s constitutional authority to structure the executive branch and the judiciary, up to and including Supreme Court reform. If they win next year, Democrats will need to treat the next Congress not as a return to the status quo ante but as the beginning of a new era in which the principal task is to roll back the president’s effort to create and consolidate a personalist dictatorship. They’ll need to fortify the American political system against future attempts to play dictator and lay out a project of genuine democratic renewal. None of this is possible without a willingness to use power rather than just hold it. What we’ve seen this week is that there are still too many Democrats whose instinct is to retreat to normalcy rather than face the conflict at hand.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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clipart.bsky.social
CASHIERT.BMF
A supermarket cashier, standing at the cash register. He’s old school. A tie, a red apron, a big smile. Back when grocery stores were union shops and you could live a comfortable middle class life working 40 hours a week as a clerk or a butcher, plus two-weeks paid vacations and sick days. Ann unloads her cart, putting a gallon of bleach, a box of latex gloves, and six boxes of detergent on the counter. Got a mess to clean up, I guess, the cashier says with a smile. You could say so, Ann says, trying not to be memorable.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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kashana.blacksky.app
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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laurentheisen.bsky.social
"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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azrww.bsky.social
“Erika Kirk receives Charlie Kirk Legacy Award at the Patriot Awards” is the most participation trophy shit I’ve ever heard cmon now
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
klenhoff.bsky.social
You guys, I just voted. Mamdani wasn’t even on my ballot. Wtf?
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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jjinandtonic.bsky.social
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”
richraho.bsky.social Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · Nov 1
Chicago Auxiliary Bishop José María Garcia-Maldonado at ICE detention facility: “Being here is an act of holiness…soon we will seek access to the facility to bring the Eucharist to our brothers and sisters; if they say no again, we will keep praying.”
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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zakkoonce.bsky.social
Since I currently believe we are already in hell, Cheney dying forces me to believe in the existence of some kind of mega hell.
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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hilaryagro.com
A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made. “Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied. Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.” He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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clipart.bsky.social
GERMANYC.BMF
The tricolor flag of West Germany, its horizontal bands of black, red, and gold snapping in the cold October wind. Tomorrow East and West Germany will reunite, and this flag will live on as the flag of the enlarged Federal Republic of Germany. Fifty years later, Germany will be one of the few examples of a successful national reunification. The failures will be many: North and South Korea, China and Taiwan, and the United States of America and the Confederate States of America.
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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maxkennerly.bsky.social
All of the pilfering, vandalism, and outright death caused by DOGE cuts, and all of the thefts from the future by illegally stopping research grants, didn't save a penny, Trump spent the money and more on corruption and incompetent ICE goons.
aaronsojourner.org Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · Oct 23
Total federal spending is up +7% in 2025 over 2024 year-to-date to Oct 20.

The story that the fed govt is tightening its belt is contradicted by its own real-time expenditure data. Admin spectacularly hammering some things but raising spending elsewhere.

Was -7% just after Inauguration Day.
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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bot.cowtools.org
Scene from Return of the Nose of Dr. Verlucci.
Scene from Return of the Nose of Dr. Verlucci.
October 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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gregsargent.bsky.social
Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
this
fucking
guy
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · Oct 21
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM