No’el Montgomery
@knightmaid.bsky.social
he/him
Always forgets about this app
Always forgets about this app
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Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you have a wonderful day
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you have a wonderful day
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Every time I see that man his decor becomes even more comedically atrocious
Trump: "We're making a determination now -- do we go to Chicago, or do we go to a place like New Orleans where we have a great governor who wants us to come in and straighten out a very nice section of this country that's become quite tough, quite bad?"
September 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Every time I see that man his decor becomes even more comedically atrocious
I get the point of the move but like. If you see a clown and start acting foolish everyone else is just going to think they’ve walked into the circus
August 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I get the point of the move but like. If you see a clown and start acting foolish everyone else is just going to think they’ve walked into the circus
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Civil War Reenactor Reminded This Not His Personal Fife Recital
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June 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Civil War Reenactor Reminded This Not His Personal Fife Recital
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My feed is full of ‘don’t rank Cuomo’… bsky I vote in Pennsylvania
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My feed is full of ‘don’t rank Cuomo’… bsky I vote in Pennsylvania
I love Philly
June 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I love Philly
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What they aren’t showing on Fox News
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What they aren’t showing on Fox News
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Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
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My mom didn’t understand when I told her cops are the ones causing trouble in LA. Showed her this and she immediately understood the cops are fucking assholes.
June 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My mom didn’t understand when I told her cops are the ones causing trouble in LA. Showed her this and she immediately understood the cops are fucking assholes.
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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June 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Shouting into the Bluesky echo chamber in much the same way as I would sing into fans as a child to hear my voice sounding funny back at me
i don't give a flying fuck if Bluesky is an "echo chamber." i'm on here to shitpost and be self-absorbed and weird, not to earn a Boy Scout badge for "most meritorious use of social media" or whatever the hell these goofballs are on about.
June 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shouting into the Bluesky echo chamber in much the same way as I would sing into fans as a child to hear my voice sounding funny back at me
Incredible things happening on my feed
June 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Incredible things happening on my feed
Brave as a us marine ❌ brave as an unarmed suburban lady shaming the ice abductor holding a gun ✅
June 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Brave as a us marine ❌ brave as an unarmed suburban lady shaming the ice abductor holding a gun ✅
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TWENTY! FIVE! MILLION! BEES! VS! COPS! www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Bee-ware, drivers: Whatcom County semi rollover causes unusual road hazard
About 250 million honeybees started swarming and stinging Whatcom County sheriff's deputies after a truck carrying their hives tipped over Friday morning.
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May 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Point and laugh
May 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Point and laugh
*chanting*
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
When we set out streaming, we didn’t think we’d be organising smash or pass polls for Auntie Ethel.
Anyway, 60% of you want to get freaky with the hag, but will Aoife be allowed say the forbidden word?
Join us from 1pm UTC next Wednesday to find out!
📺 larian.club/CFHStream
Anyway, 60% of you want to get freaky with the hag, but will Aoife be allowed say the forbidden word?
Join us from 1pm UTC next Wednesday to find out!
📺 larian.club/CFHStream
May 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
*chanting*
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
Shag the hag
This is going to be a weird few decades
Welcome to the new scribe caste that actually knows how to read and write, and everyone else, listening to podcasts and videos and LLM summaries of LLM-written texts.
May 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is going to be a weird few decades
New contender for world’s worst tweet just dropped
Now that I got chatgtp I can ponder the pyramids 24/7 or some shit
May 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
New contender for world’s worst tweet just dropped
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What is Habeas Corpus? Wrong answers only.
Habeas Corpus is what you, a medieval catholic priest, say to your absent-minded friend when you've asked him to hold onto the communion bread for a sec but he forgot he already had it
Habeas Corpus is what you, a medieval catholic priest, say to your absent-minded friend when you've asked him to hold onto the communion bread for a sec but he forgot he already had it
What is habeas corpus? Incorrect answers only.
Habeas Corpus was a death metal band from Florida. I saw them open for Slayer back in the day, they were incredible! \m/
Habeas Corpus was a death metal band from Florida. I saw them open for Slayer back in the day, they were incredible! \m/
May 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
What is Habeas Corpus? Wrong answers only.
Habeas Corpus is what you, a medieval catholic priest, say to your absent-minded friend when you've asked him to hold onto the communion bread for a sec but he forgot he already had it
Habeas Corpus is what you, a medieval catholic priest, say to your absent-minded friend when you've asked him to hold onto the communion bread for a sec but he forgot he already had it
With the power of friendship we can raise these numbers even higher
What portion of that 413% increase is people assaulting an agent's baton with their skull? 413% of it?
May 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
With the power of friendship we can raise these numbers even higher
Until very recently, I thought “be there or be square” had something to do with an actual square. Figured it out (at the tender age of 19 years old) — right after getting most of my friends to start using “square” (as in the shape) as an antonym for “present”.
Folks, get in here. We’re admitting all the dumb wrong shit we believed until we were way too old.
Fun fact: until I was appreciably into my 20s, I thought they were called oncologists because they were always “on call.”
May 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Until very recently, I thought “be there or be square” had something to do with an actual square. Figured it out (at the tender age of 19 years old) — right after getting most of my friends to start using “square” (as in the shape) as an antonym for “present”.