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ulysses new vegas is such a prescient character, because we all just want to see a new nation rise from the ashes of america and we're open to immolating "both sides" to make that happen
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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It's fun because, like, the "all men suck" - obviously stupid, no shit

"i cannot tell at a glance which men are not shit" - something that men absolutely *refuse* to fucking grasp 90% of the time, and it drives me mental
I’ll die on the hill that “all men suck” is, in general, baby’s first feminist thought, which is distressing considering that’s where most people’s feminist awakening seems to end.
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
starting growing out my stache for the first time since before I transitioned, and I'm glad to see that hrt + laser have given me the cantinflas
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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Frustrating hearing “nobody cares” and “Americans are so disengaged”. It’s a disservice to the many, many activists and orgs who are indeed fighting to make things better. Immediate drastic change would be nice, but it’s the consistent work that actually builds longterm change. Help do that work.
Screaming "wtf" and waiting for a spontaneous uprising is going to discourage you. There won't be a spontaneous uprising. That's just not where the people are at.

Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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We have some things to giveaway! If you would like to receive our calendar, these posters, and our anniversary coin, just repost and reply to this post! We'll choose a winner in three hours.
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
funniest thing about an amicable breakup is how ready people are to throw down with your ex before you explain what happened
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Pictured: Beloved Squealer from TES: Legends.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Reminder that, as the current federal administration has shown, vast-majority-white spaces are artificial, and defended/enforced.

Stats like this don't Just Happen.
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
crazy how no one has talked about the effect the russo-ukrainian war has had on software development
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Sammy's Journal END
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#metroid
Last one of these, for now - hope you liked them :)
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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every time this study comes up (or other similar ones) i see people trying really, really hard to still find a way to say cis lesbians hate trans women specifically and that’s just not true.

which isn’t to say that a not insignificant number of bigoted cis lesbians don’t exist but come on
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I just want to have normal sex but everyone else wants to have crazy kinky sex
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Anyone can reverse an overdose, and we should all know how. Naloxone is a social intervention; while our public health systems are woefully inadequate, and the war on drugs continues unchecked, we can empower ourselves and one another to step up.

✍️: @nuala.bsky.social
📸: @estefancy.bsky.social
COYOTE First Aid Kit: How to Compassionately Respond to an Overdose
Naloxone, rescue breathing, and 911: Learn the do's, don'ts, and best practices for reversing an overdose.
www.coyotemedia.org
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
it's really really funny that the metroid series dipped its toe into a shadow government conspiracy for exactly two games and then it decided "ignore that, the government are the good guys, they got rid of the secret bad government guys completely"
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
samus as a jaded and cynical bounty hunter with a heart of gold but also a cruel streak is a much better characterization than "the space government's on the call super hero"
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
they should let me explore all the staff only areas in places, I just want to see what's back there
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I do think the way some people glaze smoking cigarettes in 2025 is really really forced
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Spanberger’s GOP foe spent 57% of her ad budget on anti-trans attacks. Spanberger focused on the economy. You see what won. trib.al/fkMmsR4

The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM