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sami 🔜 ibercon '26
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sami 🔜 ibercon '26 @kruwusty.dev · Nov 6
OK THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MY CUNTIEST FORM

art by: t.me/axeheads_art...
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all4jhin.bsky.social
junglers
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
this stupid menu does absolutely fuck all. useless.
The Microsoft "stay signed in" window, which is apparently just an exercise in getting you to click buttons for no reason.
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
kruwusty.dev
just completed my first run on dispatch…. shit this is peak 😭
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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bitshammer.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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rabosaalforn.bsky.social
❄️🌲🪾📖

I hope everything goes well for all of you animals who live inside the screen of my phone.
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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posting.fan
Santas Hiding Place, edited from a newspaper cross section illustration of Saddams Hiding Place. Santa is laying in his bunker, with the entrance covered by presents.
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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i am not a toy. i am not a christmas present. i am a 3,000 pound semi aquatic liability. please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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xalmogrotex.bsky.social
Si sale niño, Napalm Death
Si sale niña, Sepultura
Si renuncia a los pronombres, Dead Kennedys
July 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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lurrlonde.bsky.social
I drew some demure chickens 💅
Three chickens dressed in 50s glam.
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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daine.bsky.social
ESTE INVIERNO

-Señor, necesitamos oler 815 jamones
-Imposible, nadie ha llegado a esa cifra

PREPÁRATE PARA LA ACCIÓN

-Hay uno, pero se retiró hace años
-Encuéntrelo

JASON STATHAM

-Algo huele a... quemado *enciende el lanzallamas*

OLFATO PARA MATAR ("The Ham Sniffer")
darach.bsky.social Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · Jul 1
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
The expert ham sniffer of Spain is "at the limit of human possibility" smelling 800 hams a day to make sure they are perfect for Christmas. "I will find a way to sniff 801. Perhaps 802 is possible." wsj.com Think Santa Is Busy? Ham Sniffers Are Pushing Their Noses to the Limit 8:00 PM - 20 Dec 21 SocialFlow
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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blacktabbygames.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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littledigits.bsky.social
THE SIGH BEFORE HE TURNS HIS HEAD, HE KNOWS THE INVESTMENT THIS MOVEMENT TAKES. yeah buddy i feel that way too when everyone thinks that having never-ending movement on 1s is the way to go.

the fucking antic sends me. The fact they went this hard on an animation joke ..im EXTREMELY CHUFFED.
adorable lil gumball by JAMES BAXTER, sighing at how he doesnt have control over his rubbery body
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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starshine.bsky.social
Dark urge and shadow heart doing soyjack meme face pointing towards a street sign that says baldursgata
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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barssuk.bsky.social
The battlefield 🗡
July 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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trenvista.net
¿Usar una Barik o T-mobilitat para acceder a Cercanías Madrid?

No es ciencia ficción ni brujería, es una prueba real. Es una validadora de Renfe leyendo el abono único en tarjetas emitidas por diferentes autoridades de transporte.

La parte técnica está resuelta. Sólo falta la voluntad regional.
transxte.bsky.social 🚌Álvaro F. Heredia🚲🚡 @transxte.bsky.social · 4d
El Ministerio e INECO han logrado desarrollar en tan solo un año un sistema que permite asociar cualquier tarjeta de transporte al abono único y ser reconocida en cualquier sistema de ticketing. Una innovación única en el mundo que opera sobre los sistemas existentes.
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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dykeonik.com
The quoted meme of red-button choice with the fuck AI option extended: "RAM & storage prices return to normal & capital loses power & energy & water & land are less wasted & critical thinking is less damaged & oligarches lose a major avenue for propaganda & fewer people experience psychotic breaks & creativity is actually valued & the code that materally impacts your life has fewer bugs &" the last line is partially cropped
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
kruwusty.dev
December 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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nrcgray.bsky.social
Ivalice Miku:
December 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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nucleodejuego.bsky.social
Hostia, pues con la rebaja a lo mejor me lo pienso.
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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benkuchera.bsky.social
This is Ro, who is not a kitten but has somehow stayed a kitten. Ro rolls the dice every day and randomly decides what kind of cat to be. An angel of chaos.
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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theallergygrrl.bsky.social
only 2 days late this time ☺️
estrogen restored dark souls meme
December 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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dippinposs.bsky.social
cat update:
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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ssephyr.bsky.social
my soraka design
#leagueoflegends #soraka
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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speegul.bsky.social
me if i were wanda and i had to take on the avengers
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM