Simon King
@ksimes.bsky.social
Easily confused man no longer with a beard, wants to be an artist, is a cat wrangler, electronic do-da inventor, sci-fi book reader (bit of a writer) and occasional software developer for money. Lives in Glasgow, Scotland.
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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Epstein Files: Trump raped a pregnant 13 year old girl
Republican Voters: I really wish he wouldn’t do things like that but I like his policies
Republican Voters: I really wish he wouldn’t do things like that but I like his policies
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Epstein Files: Trump raped a pregnant 13 year old girl
Republican Voters: I really wish he wouldn’t do things like that but I like his policies
Republican Voters: I really wish he wouldn’t do things like that but I like his policies
Gobbolino update: he's not big on being picked up, but he is a big boy!
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gobbolino update: he's not big on being picked up, but he is a big boy!
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Radical bearded cleric issues new fatwa -->
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Radical bearded cleric issues new fatwa -->
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
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We've been checking boxes and counting traffic lights for over a decade to prove we are human; and now robots are taking over the entirety of sciences, arts & entertainment in just a few months...
December 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
We've been checking boxes and counting traffic lights for over a decade to prove we are human; and now robots are taking over the entirety of sciences, arts & entertainment in just a few months...
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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As new Epstein files are released, keep in mind that in his first term, Trump ate, flushed, and stole documents, and his Chief of Staff burned them in the White House fireplace.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
As new Epstein files are released, keep in mind that in his first term, Trump ate, flushed, and stole documents, and his Chief of Staff burned them in the White House fireplace.
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It’s not Russians who are the enemy. I’m sure they are nice people.
However Putin has murdered many people, including his own countrymen, first as a KGB head and now as their leader.
He is a war criminal. There’s nothing that makes him “a nice guy.”
However Putin has murdered many people, including his own countrymen, first as a KGB head and now as their leader.
He is a war criminal. There’s nothing that makes him “a nice guy.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s not Russians who are the enemy. I’m sure they are nice people.
However Putin has murdered many people, including his own countrymen, first as a KGB head and now as their leader.
He is a war criminal. There’s nothing that makes him “a nice guy.”
However Putin has murdered many people, including his own countrymen, first as a KGB head and now as their leader.
He is a war criminal. There’s nothing that makes him “a nice guy.”
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Release the Epstein Files
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Release the Epstein Files
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In 2024 alone Scotland’s surplus electricity trade was worth between £2 and £3bn talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/12/18/i...
In 2024 alone Scotland’s surplus electricity trade was worth between £2 and £3bn
Professor John Robertson OBA From Energy Statistics for Scotland – Q3 2025 published yesterday the above and: Total electricity consumption in Scotland in 2024 was 21.7 TWh. This is down 26.6% from…
talkingupscotlandtwo.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In 2024 alone Scotland’s surplus electricity trade was worth between £2 and £3bn talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/12/18/i...
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We haven't invaded Venezuela yet, which means Trump's name has been successfully deleted from the Epstein files so they can be released tomorrow. Remember, the FBI spent over a million dollars in agent overtime for the redaction effort...don't assume that was to protect the victims.
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We haven't invaded Venezuela yet, which means Trump's name has been successfully deleted from the Epstein files so they can be released tomorrow. Remember, the FBI spent over a million dollars in agent overtime for the redaction effort...don't assume that was to protect the victims.
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Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
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Because it’s not getting reported on enough:
Muslim fruit shop owner Ahmed al Ahmed, father of two, was the hero who bravely tackled one of the Bondi Beach shooters and took away his gun.
He saved lives during a major terror attack. Say his name, and honor the lives of the victims of the shooters
Muslim fruit shop owner Ahmed al Ahmed, father of two, was the hero who bravely tackled one of the Bondi Beach shooters and took away his gun.
He saved lives during a major terror attack. Say his name, and honor the lives of the victims of the shooters
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Because it’s not getting reported on enough:
Muslim fruit shop owner Ahmed al Ahmed, father of two, was the hero who bravely tackled one of the Bondi Beach shooters and took away his gun.
He saved lives during a major terror attack. Say his name, and honor the lives of the victims of the shooters
Muslim fruit shop owner Ahmed al Ahmed, father of two, was the hero who bravely tackled one of the Bondi Beach shooters and took away his gun.
He saved lives during a major terror attack. Say his name, and honor the lives of the victims of the shooters
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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Of all the people who were murdered in order to protect powerful people, Epstein was one of the most murdered.
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Of all the people who were murdered in order to protect powerful people, Epstein was one of the most murdered.
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Release the Epstein files.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Release Trump's taxes.
Release Trump's cognitive tests.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Release Trump's taxes.
Release Trump's cognitive tests.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Release Trump's taxes.
Release Trump's cognitive tests.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Release Trump's taxes.
Release Trump's cognitive tests.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
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The biggest collection of historic Russian armour outside of Russia is in Finnish museums and store rooms.
Something I've seen their senior military leadership occasionally remind their Russian equivalents of.
Happy Independence Day to all Finns!
Something I've seen their senior military leadership occasionally remind their Russian equivalents of.
Happy Independence Day to all Finns!
Woo happy 108th Independence Day to us 🇫🇮🍾
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The biggest collection of historic Russian armour outside of Russia is in Finnish museums and store rooms.
Something I've seen their senior military leadership occasionally remind their Russian equivalents of.
Happy Independence Day to all Finns!
Something I've seen their senior military leadership occasionally remind their Russian equivalents of.
Happy Independence Day to all Finns!
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM