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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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Dolly Parton has sent my daughter a new book every month for years as she does for thousands of children. She help fund the development of the Covid vaccine. She’s not a billionaire. I think as non wealthy people it’s hard to even imagine how much billionaires *could* be doing with their money.
August 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dolly Parton has sent my daughter a new book every month for years as she does for thousands of children. She help fund the development of the Covid vaccine. She’s not a billionaire. I think as non wealthy people it’s hard to even imagine how much billionaires *could* be doing with their money.
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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After video review, the call from the Vatican is confirmed... WE'VE GOT A POPE!
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
After video review, the call from the Vatican is confirmed... WE'VE GOT A POPE!
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What a line from Warren Buffett this morning:
“Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer."
[applause] 🙏🏼
“Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer."
[applause] 🙏🏼
May 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What a line from Warren Buffett this morning:
“Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer."
[applause] 🙏🏼
“Be kind, and the world is better off. I'm not sure that the world will be better off if I'm richer."
[applause] 🙏🏼
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I really missed my skeleton trying to turn my skin inside out at 1 AM hoping someone wearing the right colors puts a rubber thing in a net
April 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I really missed my skeleton trying to turn my skin inside out at 1 AM hoping someone wearing the right colors puts a rubber thing in a net
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Every day I wake up to the news
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every day I wake up to the news
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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Bill Guerin’s gonna get a bunch of people to storm the NHL offices to have the result overturned.
February 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bill Guerin’s gonna get a bunch of people to storm the NHL offices to have the result overturned.
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(with apologies to @themlg.bsky.social )
February 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(with apologies to @themlg.bsky.social )
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“did you see what jd vance said about augustine” did you see what mr bean said about dragon ball z
January 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“did you see what jd vance said about augustine” did you see what mr bean said about dragon ball z
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Greatest sportsman ever. Seems to loathe basketball. Craves to be free and ride horses. Resents having to be basketball deity, runs around like he's perpetually about to fall over, animated exactly like Lanky Kong from DK64
Nikola Jokić joins Wilt Chamberlain as the only player in NBA history to record 30/20/15 in a game 🔥
January 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Greatest sportsman ever. Seems to loathe basketball. Craves to be free and ride horses. Resents having to be basketball deity, runs around like he's perpetually about to fall over, animated exactly like Lanky Kong from DK64
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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doctor: lets test your reflexes
me: thats a regular hammer
doctor: then i hope theyre good
me: thats a regular hammer
doctor: then i hope theyre good
December 6, 2024 at 9:10 PM
doctor: lets test your reflexes
me: thats a regular hammer
doctor: then i hope theyre good
me: thats a regular hammer
doctor: then i hope theyre good
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We have a phone recording of Trump himself asking Georgia officials to find votes while he was President and people think Biden's pardon of Hunter is what's gonna finally encourage Trump to do bad things and misuse his power
December 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
We have a phone recording of Trump himself asking Georgia officials to find votes while he was President and people think Biden's pardon of Hunter is what's gonna finally encourage Trump to do bad things and misuse his power
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When Twitter is nothing but paid blue checks and brands, we have to go back in and rescue the Sesame Street accounts
November 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
When Twitter is nothing but paid blue checks and brands, we have to go back in and rescue the Sesame Street accounts
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It gets so much easier to understand MAGA/Trump once you finally accept that they have no core beliefs at all, everything is transactional
They will never be consistent or ethical
They are nihilists, Lebowski
They will never be consistent or ethical
They are nihilists, Lebowski
a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting in a stadium with his head down .
ALT: a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting in a stadium with his head down .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM
It gets so much easier to understand MAGA/Trump once you finally accept that they have no core beliefs at all, everything is transactional
They will never be consistent or ethical
They are nihilists, Lebowski
They will never be consistent or ethical
They are nihilists, Lebowski
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starbucks barista: order for cathy lou
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
October 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
starbucks barista: order for cathy lou
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
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Sitting here thinking about one of the wildest parts of the whole pandemic - how all the survivalists who spent years of their lives planning to live in a bunker & eat reconstituted meals for a decade couldn't even manage to wear a surgical mask to the grocery store for 20 minutes.
October 7, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Sitting here thinking about one of the wildest parts of the whole pandemic - how all the survivalists who spent years of their lives planning to live in a bunker & eat reconstituted meals for a decade couldn't even manage to wear a surgical mask to the grocery store for 20 minutes.
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and this in turn reminds of something a religion professor once said to our class:
"in black church tradition, christians worship a jesus who has been lynched. in the white church tradition, christians worship a jesus who could be forgiven for lynching"
"in black church tradition, christians worship a jesus who has been lynched. in the white church tradition, christians worship a jesus who could be forgiven for lynching"
September 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
and this in turn reminds of something a religion professor once said to our class:
"in black church tradition, christians worship a jesus who has been lynched. in the white church tradition, christians worship a jesus who could be forgiven for lynching"
"in black church tradition, christians worship a jesus who has been lynched. in the white church tradition, christians worship a jesus who could be forgiven for lynching"