E. Juniper Kelsey
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E. Juniper Kelsey
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Pronouns: She/Her

Neurodivergent pākehā author with two thirds of a VFX degree trying to write a werewolf romance and a science fiction trilogy but getting so so sidetracked by Star Trek fanfiction!
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I'm so proud to be part of this anthology, it's been a wonderful experience for me and a great cause to contribute to! To support my debut short story 'Speakeasy' and others for charity, donate here!
Auckland Queer Writers Anthology
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Cishet white men sure do feel entitled to everything, even *marginalization*.
This shit is made up, actually
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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hey braunias, that wasn't satire, you know it wasn't satire, quit fucking pretending it was.
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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This opened a bit ago but I missed it! The Auckland Queer Writers Anthology will be launching as part of Pride Month on the 28th of February at Studio One Toi Tū!
The Auckland Queer Writers Anthology Book Launch
Come celebrate the launch of the Auckland Queer Writers Anthology 2026 with us!
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December 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Time for Patel to answer for his lies.
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The hallmark of an ethical system is that the reasons it is designed around can be expressed straightforwardly without appealing to obviously unacceptable principles such as, "Only people who produce surplus economic value deserve to live in New Zealand."
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Your regular reminder that NZ's immigration system is cruel and irrational and as bad as anything you might have read about regarding less "enlightened" countries; the only difference being it is enacted through bureaucratic means rather than physical ones.
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I've updated my fanart of the Linford Island from #TheSojourn a little bit, so here's some big new 4k renders of it in all its glory!
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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"Kill your darlings" but more for how people misinterpret it.

It's *supposed* to mean you need to be willing to sacrifice an element you're attached to if removing it would improve the work as a whole

It does NOT mean "kill the characters you like"
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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“As a writer…you are the freest person that ever was.”

Don’t let genAI ever take away this freedom.
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Sorry but there’s a really good idea in a cat being obsessed with ringing a ships bell and getting everyone confused what time it is so it keeps getting fed
Since everything is awful and it’s nearly Christmas, who’d like some pictures of ship’s cats? Don’t worry dog lovers, a canine thread’s coming soon! Let’s start with Tiddles, sitting in his favourite spot on the carrier HMS Victorious in 1943 (he liked playing with the bell rope)
📷 IWM A 10646
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December 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Was The War Between the Land and the Sea originally supposed to be six episodes? That finale was really weirdly paced. Like, the concepts aren't bad, I can get behind the story beats, but it's SO fuckin quick and the Severance plot went from being hinted at to being over almost immediately.
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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I think I've heard about John Martin's art before but I didn't realize Pandemonium (1841) was so fucking rad
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Hey artists! Post some art you made from before Bluesky!
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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My standard response is "tell me, in specific detail, how exactly I'll be 'left behind,'" and to date not a single techbro has ever answered the question. "You'll be left behind" is a statement of religious faith, not business fact, and should be treated as such.
So the “figure out how to use it lest you be left behind” replies about ‘AI’ that have been popping up here strike me as inauthentic but also kind of funny because they grant the point that rather than an automation panacea these technologies are quite difficult to figure out how to use effectively
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I did a survey recently about using AI in my workplace. I was able to choose options saying I do not like it and I think it is bad. But when it cane to the "Why do you avoid it?" The only possible choices were that I was not confident or needed more training.
I find the idea that you need to know “how to use” AI tools really funny, as if it isn’t incredibly easy to type in prompts and the marketing these tools is that literally anyone can do it
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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lmfao 7.6% positive total.
Anyway. This is the gaming industry's consumer base's view on a technology that a bunch of people in the industry insist relentlessly is "here to stay" and we "have to accept"
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Hobbits are Gandalf's spin
December 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.

GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.

But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This photo, file 468, from the Epstein files that includes Donald Trump has apparently now been removed from the DOJ release.

AG Bondi, is this true? What else is being covered up? We need transparency for the American public.
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM