Landy Manderson
@landybham.bsky.social
Red-headed he/him 🏳️🌈 bastard child, longtime tech whisperer, food geek, seeker of honest men. Woefully undermedicated. Socials are quiet cuz 1A ≠ paycheck.
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Changing this label would have required finding someone who understands FORTRAN at a level that NORAD could not afford.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Changing this label would have required finding someone who understands FORTRAN at a level that NORAD could not afford.
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![[Two people sit on chairs in a home, a music playing device of some sort visible behind them.]
JORELLE: Jorban, can you turn on some soft Christmas music?
JORBAN: Sure, I can find a streaming channel
[The soft sounds of 'O Holy Night' fill the air.]
JORELLE: Ahhh...that's nice and relaxing.
[The music gives way to a commercial at top volume, bowling them both out of their seats]
RING IN THE NEW YEAR DOWN AND DIRTY WITH TOPLESS VODKA'S FULL-BREASTED FRIDAYS! COMING TO A SPORTS BAR NEAR YOU! SIX POINT NINE PIECES OF CHICKEN AND A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST FOR TEN COLD HARD SMACKEROONIES. CLICK THIS AD OR VISIT TOPLESS VODKA DOT BOOB FOR TOUR DATES! please drink responsibly
[The two peek out from behind the furniture as the channel resumes the music with 'Away in a Manger']
JORBAN: Just have the free plan.
JORELLE: I gathered](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kihgsldesfdvdp7fi65m3m45/bafkreibuvqfpzjd5rr5xnk3sf4gtqphz4fwju3dqkxikpz2zjtschust54@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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gotta love how the *don't commodify xmas by dr seuss* book has become the golden goose of commodifying xmas
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
gotta love how the *don't commodify xmas by dr seuss* book has become the golden goose of commodifying xmas
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
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All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
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The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
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I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
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PSA: Our roadmap for 2026:
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
PSA: Our roadmap for 2026:
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"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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I feel you, screaming chicken who is also the statue of liberty
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I feel you, screaming chicken who is also the statue of liberty
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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
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Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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very cool that every day now there are a bunch of stories where i think well i can’t post what i think about that without violating terms of service
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
very cool that every day now there are a bunch of stories where i think well i can’t post what i think about that without violating terms of service
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It smells like a newly sharpened pencil on this train and I want to ask my seatmate if it's a fragrance I can buy is that weird.
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It smells like a newly sharpened pencil on this train and I want to ask my seatmate if it's a fragrance I can buy is that weird.
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nothing reminds me of the ceaseless progression of time like a "19 years ago" upload date on a youtube video
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
nothing reminds me of the ceaseless progression of time like a "19 years ago" upload date on a youtube video
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There’s a famous chart from the Conservation Research Institute, which demonstrates this. GAZE UPON THESE ROOTS, YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR.
July 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
There’s a famous chart from the Conservation Research Institute, which demonstrates this. GAZE UPON THESE ROOTS, YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR.
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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
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Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
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America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.