Mark Larson
@larsondjs.bsky.social
Actuary by day, announcer by night
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At one point today, there were 283 Minnesota attorneys doing a training on how to file emergency habeas petitions to keep our neighbors from being shipped out of state and held indefinitely.
That would be the second largest law firm in the state. And that training was just put together this week.
That would be the second largest law firm in the state. And that training was just put together this week.
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
At one point today, there were 283 Minnesota attorneys doing a training on how to file emergency habeas petitions to keep our neighbors from being shipped out of state and held indefinitely.
That would be the second largest law firm in the state. And that training was just put together this week.
That would be the second largest law firm in the state. And that training was just put together this week.
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“If you ration and just eat a few staples in the grocery store that we tell you to, you will save some money.”
Imagine Biden or Obama telling the American public this
Imagine Biden or Obama telling the American public this
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
“If you ration and just eat a few staples in the grocery store that we tell you to, you will save some money.”
Imagine Biden or Obama telling the American public this
Imagine Biden or Obama telling the American public this
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Really can’t get over this video of more than a half dozen ICE agents forming a tactical perimeter at a suburban Minnesota Target so their commander can use the bathroom, cosplaying like they’re in Fallujah.
What an absurd waste of taxpayer dollars.
What an absurd waste of taxpayer dollars.
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Really can’t get over this video of more than a half dozen ICE agents forming a tactical perimeter at a suburban Minnesota Target so their commander can use the bathroom, cosplaying like they’re in Fallujah.
What an absurd waste of taxpayer dollars.
What an absurd waste of taxpayer dollars.
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Say what you will about the tenets of Boomer Esiason, but at least it’s an Ethos.
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Say what you will about the tenets of Boomer Esiason, but at least it’s an Ethos.
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It's now over three weeks past the deadline to release the Epstein files.
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
It's now over three weeks past the deadline to release the Epstein files.
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Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
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I'm glad that Congress isn't alive to see this
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I'm glad that Congress isn't alive to see this
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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And thus ends the best three and a half hours of the year for going shopping and running errands in Columbus, Ohio
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And thus ends the best three and a half hours of the year for going shopping and running errands in Columbus, Ohio
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Apple Watch tracking your stability kinda crazy… because sir i am clumsy
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Apple Watch tracking your stability kinda crazy… because sir i am clumsy
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You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
I fell asleep during the Dodgers game, woke up in the 12th inning, decided I would go to bed and wish for the best. I woke up this morning to this 1:05 am text from my 89 year old mother.
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I fell asleep during the Dodgers game, woke up in the 12th inning, decided I would go to bed and wish for the best. I woke up this morning to this 1:05 am text from my 89 year old mother.
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Something I love about archival films is that when someone had a couple feet of film left on a roll they'd often use it to film their cat. So many films finish with a few seconds of cats
So, here's some cats from the 1950s and 60s. They were loved
Scanned from 8mm films
#Film #History #Cats
So, here's some cats from the 1950s and 60s. They were loved
Scanned from 8mm films
#Film #History #Cats
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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SecWar Hegseth has issued orders for hundreds of U.S. generals and admirals to convene at Quantico, VA next week. The Pentagon gave no agenda for the gathering, which includes commanders from overseas. -WaPo
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
SecWar Hegseth has issued orders for hundreds of U.S. generals and admirals to convene at Quantico, VA next week. The Pentagon gave no agenda for the gathering, which includes commanders from overseas. -WaPo
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
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lately youtube has been recommending me 15 year old videos titled things like "Dog loves to go to bed!" and "Snail goes wild on milk" and it's honestly doing wonders for my mental health
September 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
lately youtube has been recommending me 15 year old videos titled things like "Dog loves to go to bed!" and "Snail goes wild on milk" and it's honestly doing wonders for my mental health
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Can’t believe there’s a popular musical group called the Ezra Collective. Just another sign of how this generation prefers quantity to quality, we used to demand better than that.
July 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Can’t believe there’s a popular musical group called the Ezra Collective. Just another sign of how this generation prefers quantity to quality, we used to demand better than that.
I picked up an Ezekiel Ansah autograph and the seller asked me, "So you are a BYU fan?"
"I am not."
"Detroit Lions fan?"
"Nope."
"Just a fan of Ezekial Ansah?"
"Yes, as I am a fan of all professional athletes that have passed an actuarial exam."
"I am not."
"Detroit Lions fan?"
"Nope."
"Just a fan of Ezekial Ansah?"
"Yes, as I am a fan of all professional athletes that have passed an actuarial exam."
July 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I picked up an Ezekiel Ansah autograph and the seller asked me, "So you are a BYU fan?"
"I am not."
"Detroit Lions fan?"
"Nope."
"Just a fan of Ezekial Ansah?"
"Yes, as I am a fan of all professional athletes that have passed an actuarial exam."
"I am not."
"Detroit Lions fan?"
"Nope."
"Just a fan of Ezekial Ansah?"
"Yes, as I am a fan of all professional athletes that have passed an actuarial exam."
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Cat butt photo bomb. Photo from my collection. 1955.
July 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Cat butt photo bomb. Photo from my collection. 1955.
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correct... i have never made a poor decision in the presence of brisket
See also: a plate of brisket
July 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
correct... i have never made a poor decision in the presence of brisket
I'm going to be the MC for a parade on July 4th
June 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm going to be the MC for a parade on July 4th
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Scottie Pippen making an AI image of himself with six rings when he has six rings and is Scottie Pippen is so Scottie Pippen
June 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Scottie Pippen making an AI image of himself with six rings when he has six rings and is Scottie Pippen is so Scottie Pippen