Jacks/Lasan
@lasanchaos.bsky.social
He/they 🏳️⚧️
just a silly lil guy trying to escape reality
just a silly lil guy trying to escape reality
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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a hamster is running in a clear cage in a room .
ALT: a hamster is running in a clear cage in a room .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Oh my god. The right wing really thinks we invented covid to kill them.
December 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Oh my god. The right wing really thinks we invented covid to kill them.
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wife: what do you want for christmas
me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god
wife: i mean from like target
me: ooooh an air fryer
me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god
wife: i mean from like target
me: ooooh an air fryer
November 29, 2024 at 4:04 PM
wife: what do you want for christmas
me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god
wife: i mean from like target
me: ooooh an air fryer
me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god
wife: i mean from like target
me: ooooh an air fryer
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i thought we'd be up to seven loko by now
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
i thought we'd be up to seven loko by now
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Sometimes you just have to invent and eat a new weird snack
November 25, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Sometimes you just have to invent and eat a new weird snack
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[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick
please, my beats, they're very sick
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They should make yogurt for men.
November 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
They should make yogurt for men.
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Tired of deleting and reposting corrected skeets. Y’all just gonna have to take em, errors and all 😭
November 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Tired of deleting and reposting corrected skeets. Y’all just gonna have to take em, errors and all 😭
"What is love? What is marriage?"
for me it's eating a metal bowl full of low quality charcuterie with my spouse at midnight.
for me it's eating a metal bowl full of low quality charcuterie with my spouse at midnight.
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 AM
"What is love? What is marriage?"
for me it's eating a metal bowl full of low quality charcuterie with my spouse at midnight.
for me it's eating a metal bowl full of low quality charcuterie with my spouse at midnight.
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🎶Life is a highway
I'm going to avoid it
at all costs 🎶
I'm going to avoid it
at all costs 🎶
November 22, 2024 at 8:23 AM
🎶Life is a highway
I'm going to avoid it
at all costs 🎶
I'm going to avoid it
at all costs 🎶
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The WWE CEO who authorized Jerry “the king” Lawler’s payroll checks and rehiring is gonna run the department of education. So that’s fun.
If you are wondering the charges were statutory rape and sodomy of a 15 year old girl in 1993. This mugshot is from his 2016 domestic violence arrest.
If you are wondering the charges were statutory rape and sodomy of a 15 year old girl in 1993. This mugshot is from his 2016 domestic violence arrest.
November 23, 2024 at 12:56 AM
The WWE CEO who authorized Jerry “the king” Lawler’s payroll checks and rehiring is gonna run the department of education. So that’s fun.
If you are wondering the charges were statutory rape and sodomy of a 15 year old girl in 1993. This mugshot is from his 2016 domestic violence arrest.
If you are wondering the charges were statutory rape and sodomy of a 15 year old girl in 1993. This mugshot is from his 2016 domestic violence arrest.
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just realized that in 50 years time people will absolutely be, one way or another, publishing literary criticism based on classic skeets and tweets
I gotta up my game for the benefit of history
I gotta up my game for the benefit of history
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
just realized that in 50 years time people will absolutely be, one way or another, publishing literary criticism based on classic skeets and tweets
I gotta up my game for the benefit of history
I gotta up my game for the benefit of history
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BREAKING: Trump has named Russ Vought as Office of Management and Budget (OMB) Director. Vought is the architect of Project 2025.
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
BREAKING: Trump has named Russ Vought as Office of Management and Budget (OMB) Director. Vought is the architect of Project 2025.
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bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro
November 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM
bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro
America in general:
November 22, 2024 at 8:00 PM
America in general:
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BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 AM
BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!