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Madeline
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more espresso less depresso
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Once again failed to teach my dogs the only command I want them to know: “Be normal.”
December 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Moments before disaster
Hope my day isn’t ruined!
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hope my day isn’t ruined!
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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When i was a kid i thought Foghorn Leghorn was called Fuckhorn Lickhorn
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just found out British people spell it “sceptical.” With a “c”. So now my night is ruined.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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sorry,
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance

*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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i appreciate everyone who took the time to explain why that bad tweet from homeland security doesn't even get the halo lore right. those of us who weren't on the losing side of the console wars are grateful for the info
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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i'm going to be totally honest, i'm not above it and i wouldn't be mad if my friends swore oaths of vengeance on my enemies at my funeral
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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fuck it, midday Apollo 13 IMAX screening, here i come
September 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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why does Kash Patel not simply Mindhunt the assassin
September 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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think fast idiot
September 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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some of you need to be terminally offline
August 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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i think the big middle event between george floyd protests and covid that accelerated this hard right turn in elite circles was tech employees using slack to stage walk-outs and force concessions from management. tech bosses got a first whiff of organized labor's power and started reading mein kampf
Only in America could a white man with a current net worth of $2 billion see himself as part of a victimized group. 🤦‍♂️
July 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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May 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
nightmare blunt rotation
March 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I like writing code
February 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Happy Entering the Town of Twin Peaks Day to those who observe
February 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM