Joseph N. Welch
@leoschaefer.bsky.social
Curmudgeon skeptic, beer snob in the People's Republic of Portland.
Now more than ever.
Now more than ever.
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Joseph N. Welch
@leoschaefer.bsky.social
· Nov 14
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Holy smokes! Rubio really woke up and said the biggest threat to America is… Calibri.
At this rate, Comic Sans is going to need witness protection.
At this rate, Comic Sans is going to need witness protection.
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Holy smokes! Rubio really woke up and said the biggest threat to America is… Calibri.
At this rate, Comic Sans is going to need witness protection.
At this rate, Comic Sans is going to need witness protection.
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G'morning y'all ✌🏻
Any news on the Epstein files yet?
It shouldn't be this hard to release files that were already on Bondi's desk.
Any news on the Epstein files yet?
It shouldn't be this hard to release files that were already on Bondi's desk.
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
G'morning y'all ✌🏻
Any news on the Epstein files yet?
It shouldn't be this hard to release files that were already on Bondi's desk.
Any news on the Epstein files yet?
It shouldn't be this hard to release files that were already on Bondi's desk.
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*Pounding the table*
ELON MUSK WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA!
WHAT HE MEANS IS, HE’S UPSET THAT NON-WHITE PEOPLE GET TO VOTE!
ELON MUSK WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA!
WHAT HE MEANS IS, HE’S UPSET THAT NON-WHITE PEOPLE GET TO VOTE!
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
*Pounding the table*
ELON MUSK WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA!
WHAT HE MEANS IS, HE’S UPSET THAT NON-WHITE PEOPLE GET TO VOTE!
ELON MUSK WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA!
WHAT HE MEANS IS, HE’S UPSET THAT NON-WHITE PEOPLE GET TO VOTE!
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“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”
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Picture a team of medical professionals observing him taking his dementia tests, cheering when he can tell the difference between a giraffe and an elephant, nodding in approval when he shows off his FIFA participation medal.
Can you picture it?
This is life in the West Wing.
Can you picture it?
This is life in the West Wing.
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Picture a team of medical professionals observing him taking his dementia tests, cheering when he can tell the difference between a giraffe and an elephant, nodding in approval when he shows off his FIFA participation medal.
Can you picture it?
This is life in the West Wing.
Can you picture it?
This is life in the West Wing.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Congress just gave $900 billion to the US military in case you were wondering if there were any repercussions for blowing up civilian ships on the high seas. Meanwhile, the FIFA peace participation trophy guy still manages to keep the Epstein list out of the headlines.
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Congress just gave $900 billion to the US military in case you were wondering if there were any repercussions for blowing up civilian ships on the high seas. Meanwhile, the FIFA peace participation trophy guy still manages to keep the Epstein list out of the headlines.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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It’s funny that half the republicans say the economy is terrible and it’s all joe Biden’s fault, and the other half say the economy is amazing 💀
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s funny that half the republicans say the economy is terrible and it’s all joe Biden’s fault, and the other half say the economy is amazing 💀
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
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It's been almost three weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's been almost three weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
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It would be nice if their fellow journalists would stand up for the female reporters Trump routinely bullies.
He'll do it again. Make a plan for it. Act collectively.
He'll do it again. Make a plan for it. Act collectively.
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It would be nice if their fellow journalists would stand up for the female reporters Trump routinely bullies.
He'll do it again. Make a plan for it. Act collectively.
He'll do it again. Make a plan for it. Act collectively.
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A reminder that he has virtually unrestricted nuclear launch authority as you watch all the unhinged, racist, and sexist shit that Trump is spewing.
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A reminder that he has virtually unrestricted nuclear launch authority as you watch all the unhinged, racist, and sexist shit that Trump is spewing.
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I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
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I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
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Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
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lol I love that Habba thinks she can quit a job she never had. That reminds me, I need to resign as the prime minister of Australia.
The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
lol I love that Habba thinks she can quit a job she never had. That reminds me, I need to resign as the prime minister of Australia.
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This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.
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Release the Epstein files.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
Release the Jan. 6 documents.
Lock up the war criminals.
Abolish the ICE Gestapo.
Lock up the felon.
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I’m switching my business communications to woke Calibri Bold Italic to give them that extra leftist slant
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m switching my business communications to woke Calibri Bold Italic to give them that extra leftist slant
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Nixon could have saved so much trouble and money installing a WH taping system just by typing out his rants and posting them.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nixon could have saved so much trouble and money installing a WH taping system just by typing out his rants and posting them.
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Is it too much to hope that Congress is regrowing some backbone? Baby steps here, but important ones. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Congress to withhold Pentagon travel funds until it sees boat strike videos
Lawmakers quietly stuck the requirement into their must-pass annual defense policy bill.
www.politico.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Is it too much to hope that Congress is regrowing some backbone? Baby steps here, but important ones. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...