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The reason why I seem chill is because I’m always cold
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If Sam Altman isn’t rotting in prison by the end of the decade you know what. You know what I’ll do? I’ll start believing they actually were sexist to Elizabeth Holmes. I’ll organize my life around it
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If Sam Altman isn’t rotting in prison by the end of the decade you know what. You know what I’ll do? I’ll start believing they actually were sexist to Elizabeth Holmes. I’ll organize my life around it
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ICE is snatching up American citizens with ID and throwing them in jail for days at a time without any form of due process. But someone with pink hair did a land acknowledgment at my last HOA meeting. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
ICE is snatching up American citizens with ID and throwing them in jail for days at a time without any form of due process. But someone with pink hair did a land acknowledgment at my last HOA meeting. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
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Knives Out > Wake Up Dead Man > Glass Onion
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Knives Out > Wake Up Dead Man > Glass Onion
If you’re exmo or short of hot priests in your life I HIGHLY recommend Wake Up Dead Man
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If you’re exmo or short of hot priests in your life I HIGHLY recommend Wake Up Dead Man
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Karoline Leavitt does almost daily press briefings. There should be equal and opposite briefings from Democrat spokespeople to counter her lies. God knows there would be plenty of material to counter.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Karoline Leavitt does almost daily press briefings. There should be equal and opposite briefings from Democrat spokespeople to counter her lies. God knows there would be plenty of material to counter.
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this will make it so much harder to kill them
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this will make it so much harder to kill them
Allowing myself to lib out in Utah (as a treat)
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Allowing myself to lib out in Utah (as a treat)
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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I've heard it said that you shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
So, I'd like to get it in ahead of time.
Mitch McConnell is a truly awful human who has worked hard to make the US a much worse place. (And much of the rest of the world too, come to think of it.)
So, I'd like to get it in ahead of time.
Mitch McConnell is a truly awful human who has worked hard to make the US a much worse place. (And much of the rest of the world too, come to think of it.)
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I've heard it said that you shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
So, I'd like to get it in ahead of time.
Mitch McConnell is a truly awful human who has worked hard to make the US a much worse place. (And much of the rest of the world too, come to think of it.)
So, I'd like to get it in ahead of time.
Mitch McConnell is a truly awful human who has worked hard to make the US a much worse place. (And much of the rest of the world too, come to think of it.)
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Ya know, if we removed all the margarine from Earth, the world would be a butter place
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ya know, if we removed all the margarine from Earth, the world would be a butter place
TLOASG is actually great because it’s refreshing to see this level of cope outside of politics
October 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
TLOASG is actually great because it’s refreshing to see this level of cope outside of politics
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live every week like it’s fat bear week
October 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
live every week like it’s fat bear week
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Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.
September 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.
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is there anything more humiliating than being alive
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
is there anything more humiliating than being alive
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no the left does not need a joe rogan. the right needs a jimmy fallon
May 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
no the left does not need a joe rogan. the right needs a jimmy fallon
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
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waking up with a smile in plato's cave, rested and ready for another carefree day of looking at the whole world
April 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
waking up with a smile in plato's cave, rested and ready for another carefree day of looking at the whole world
If god wanted me to have a normal sleeping pattern he wouldn’t make me so funny at 1 am
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
If god wanted me to have a normal sleeping pattern he wouldn’t make me so funny at 1 am
I went in 2014 am I ok
Fun news as Texas reaches 500 people with active measles.
That anyone who went to the Great Wolf Lodge up in Grapevine, y’all might have been exposed.
That anyone who went to the Great Wolf Lodge up in Grapevine, y’all might have been exposed.
April 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I went in 2014 am I ok
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Oh shit I didn't realize it was International Asexuality Day. We out here 💜🤍🖤
April 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh shit I didn't realize it was International Asexuality Day. We out here 💜🤍🖤
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i hate my senators so much
March 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i hate my senators so much
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If you didn’t ask him about accidental caffeinated underwear overdose, you did not do your due diligence smh
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
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March 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you didn’t ask him about accidental caffeinated underwear overdose, you did not do your due diligence smh