Lil Chase
lilchasewriter.bsky.social
Lil Chase
@lilchasewriter.bsky.social
Editor & Author
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In one of the Danish TV screenings of Die Hard, “yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker” was changed to “yippee-ki-yay, bror lort,” which means “yippee-ki-yay, shit brother.” In a German screening, the “motherfucker” was changed to Schweinebacke (“pig cheek”). And in Finnish... pulunnussija (“pigeon fucker”).
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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They told us King Arthur would return. They didn't say how many legs our returning monarch would have.
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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I can still get books delivered to you before Christmas.

Even though it's mad busy and my suppliers are working their socks off to get books to you, I can still offer a 24 hour tracked service for deliveries.

How dreamy is that?
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Look! Look! LOOK!!! There's a Santa in the background!

This means The Princess Bride is a Christmas movie!!!
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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3yo: “daddy’s phone is in his pocket!”
me: “that’s true!”
3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?”
me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Matesmas tonight. Can't wait 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.

Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just watched Robin Hood @newwimbtheatre.bsky.social I see a panto every year and this was the best in memory. Diversity were excellent. So was Peter Firmin
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Imagine being forced to contact an obviously toxic parent just because a tabloid insisted? He literally has a Daily Mail reporter in his hospital room. Parents don’t own their kids. Being someone’s child doesn’t reduce your personhood or lower the threshold for respect.
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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[tracker kneels and examines spoor]
- A herd of twits has passed this way but an hour ago.
- How can you tell?
- Look. Fresh nincompoop.
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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chatgpt wrapped would ruin lives
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Have you heard that my weird, dark special little book that bridges the gap between MG and YA is coming in 2026 yet? 👀 #kidlit #kidlitUK #MG #YAdebut #bookdeal
BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT!!! 🎉 I'm beyond excited to share that my debut YA horror-fantasy novel THE NESTING ROOM is coming in September 2026! I can't wait for this dark and strange story to be released into the world. The Magpie Queen is coming.
#ukkidlit #kidlituk #YAhorror #YAfantasy #kidlit
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Pet peeve:

Your appointment is at 11am.
Please arrive 20 minutes before your appointment.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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This Spotify average age thing is such utter bollocks, but it's exactly the kind of utter bollocks that people like, so whoever came up with it is good at their job, even if there job is coming up with utter bollocks.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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ANYWAY

Buy from small businesses
Buy from independent creators
Buy passion projects
Buy commissions
Buy art

In a society that's decided that money is final word, be aware of where yours goes and to support what

Yes it sucks, I don't like it either, but pretending it's not a thing does not help!
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Currently 99p wherever you get your ebooks! www.amazon.co.uk/Stepfather-C...
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My children are playing bookshops together. They are selling books, and writing books to sell.

I might cry
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tax on people who correct you when you fumble your words
Tax on people who get off an escalator and then immediately stand still to find something about their person
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM