Lizz Donnelly
@lizzdonnelly.bsky.social
Writer. Knitter. Cat lady. Indie Yarn Dyer- Dark Sea Yarn. English Muffin Queen. Sondheim devotee. Awkward AF, usually. She/her
Ohmygod I hate this timeline.
Just go back to MAKING A FUCKING PHONE THAT FITS IN MY EXISTING POCKETS
Jfc.
Just go back to MAKING A FUCKING PHONE THAT FITS IN MY EXISTING POCKETS
Jfc.
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ohmygod I hate this timeline.
Just go back to MAKING A FUCKING PHONE THAT FITS IN MY EXISTING POCKETS
Jfc.
Just go back to MAKING A FUCKING PHONE THAT FITS IN MY EXISTING POCKETS
Jfc.
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
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its always Vote Blue No Matter Who for people who destroy homeless camps and continuously fuck over trans people, as well as people who have nazi tattoos, but god forbid a dude wants to make new york be affordable.
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
its always Vote Blue No Matter Who for people who destroy homeless camps and continuously fuck over trans people, as well as people who have nazi tattoos, but god forbid a dude wants to make new york be affordable.
Unbelievable.
Correct, actually. No one believes it.
Correct, actually. No one believes it.
Trump: “The economy is unbelievable. It really is. It’s been incredible. Over $17 trillion being invested in our country. Prices are down.”
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Unbelievable.
Correct, actually. No one believes it.
Correct, actually. No one believes it.
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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Thread.
It appears that the federal agents occupying Portland have people embedded with them charged with the task of producing stories presenting the government’s version of events. Ironically, this was the sort of work JD Vance did in Iraq before he decided he was against that war.
October 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Thread.
Yessssss paperback!!!
Guess what’s also in 3 weeks? Due date for small human eviction! 😳Guess who’s pre-ordering herself a postpartum treat??
Guess what’s also in 3 weeks? Due date for small human eviction! 😳Guess who’s pre-ordering herself a postpartum treat??
Out in only 3 weeks: The trade paperback of Absolution, with tour dates in Santa Cruz, San Fran, Portland, Seattle!
And in Oct, the trade paperback of Absolution...
October 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yessssss paperback!!!
Guess what’s also in 3 weeks? Due date for small human eviction! 😳Guess who’s pre-ordering herself a postpartum treat??
Guess what’s also in 3 weeks? Due date for small human eviction! 😳Guess who’s pre-ordering herself a postpartum treat??
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The White House has the jobs data collected.
If Trump has nothing to hide, he should release it today.
If Trump has nothing to hide, he should release it today.
October 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The White House has the jobs data collected.
If Trump has nothing to hide, he should release it today.
If Trump has nothing to hide, he should release it today.
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The world has lost its most powerful advocate for nature and hope. Yet many remain who will continue her legacy and I know she will continue to inspire generations more.
October 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The world has lost its most powerful advocate for nature and hope. Yet many remain who will continue her legacy and I know she will continue to inspire generations more.
We (as a country, a society, a world) are allowing billionaires and right wing extremists to actively destroy a generation (or two) of young men— physically, mentally, economically.
As relieved as I am to not be bringing a girl into this timeline, hoo boy am I terrified for my baby boy too.
As relieved as I am to not be bringing a girl into this timeline, hoo boy am I terrified for my baby boy too.
Hey white boys be sure to hurry up and enlist to get the shit kicked out of you by your drill sergeants like in that cool movie about how fun basic training and war are, Full Metal Jacket
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We (as a country, a society, a world) are allowing billionaires and right wing extremists to actively destroy a generation (or two) of young men— physically, mentally, economically.
As relieved as I am to not be bringing a girl into this timeline, hoo boy am I terrified for my baby boy too.
As relieved as I am to not be bringing a girl into this timeline, hoo boy am I terrified for my baby boy too.
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Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
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Had to bring in the hummingbird cam to charge the battery overnight. This was the video it just sent me.
June 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Had to bring in the hummingbird cam to charge the battery overnight. This was the video it just sent me.
Sabrina Carpenter could not have picked a better week to release a single called Manchild 🤷🏼♀️
June 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sabrina Carpenter could not have picked a better week to release a single called Manchild 🤷🏼♀️
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Those of us whose work was used to train LLMs should file a class-action custody suit as ChatGPT’s genetic parents.
I’m not kidding. Real Life Actual Court. We playing law games? Oh, ok, let’s play.
If corpos are people, I’m .01% that little shit’s Mom.
See you at pick-up, OpenAI.
I’m not kidding. Real Life Actual Court. We playing law games? Oh, ok, let’s play.
If corpos are people, I’m .01% that little shit’s Mom.
See you at pick-up, OpenAI.
May 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Those of us whose work was used to train LLMs should file a class-action custody suit as ChatGPT’s genetic parents.
I’m not kidding. Real Life Actual Court. We playing law games? Oh, ok, let’s play.
If corpos are people, I’m .01% that little shit’s Mom.
See you at pick-up, OpenAI.
I’m not kidding. Real Life Actual Court. We playing law games? Oh, ok, let’s play.
If corpos are people, I’m .01% that little shit’s Mom.
See you at pick-up, OpenAI.
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Important to remember this is medical care ordered by one’s doctor now being denied because the government doesn’t agree with your doctor. From the Freedom Party.
It’s getting lost in the noise, but the “Big, Beautiful Bill” just passed by the House GOP basically removes health care coverage for gender-affirming care for ALL trans people. Not only trans youth but trans adults, too. Only the most privileged trans Americans would still have coverage.
May 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Important to remember this is medical care ordered by one’s doctor now being denied because the government doesn’t agree with your doctor. From the Freedom Party.
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To be fair, I now want to read Percival Everett's novel about ChatGPT making up a novel that he wrote and immediately giving it better pub than all but 2 of his actual books.
May 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
To be fair, I now want to read Percival Everett's novel about ChatGPT making up a novel that he wrote and immediately giving it better pub than all but 2 of his actual books.
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absolutely batshit.
Grand jury indicts Milwaukee County judge after prosecutors allege she helped a man evade ICE
Tuesday's indictment means members of that grand jury concluded there was enough evidence to file charges against Judge Hannah Dugan.
www.wpr.org
May 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
absolutely batshit.
Oh boo fucking hoo, now their record billions in profits are only slightly above average instead of astronomically above average. 🙄 whatever will their shareholders do?
(Spoilers, they’re gonna lay people off at the lowest salaries to “save money” for their golden parachutes)
(Spoilers, they’re gonna lay people off at the lowest salaries to “save money” for their golden parachutes)
The health care conglomerate is facing mounting financial problems – and ongoing consumer anger over high costs and denied claims.
UnitedHealth Group abruptly replaces CEO Andrew Witty, deepening a terrible year
The health care conglomerate is facing mounting financial problems – and ongoing consumer anger over high costs and denied claims.
www.npr.org
May 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Oh boo fucking hoo, now their record billions in profits are only slightly above average instead of astronomically above average. 🙄 whatever will their shareholders do?
(Spoilers, they’re gonna lay people off at the lowest salaries to “save money” for their golden parachutes)
(Spoilers, they’re gonna lay people off at the lowest salaries to “save money” for their golden parachutes)
Brain worm!
*obviously sung to the tune of Wayne’s World*
*obviously sung to the tune of Wayne’s World*
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary, posted photos on Sunday of himself and his grandchildren swimming in a contaminated Washington creek where swimming is not allowed because it is used for sewer runoff.
RFK Jr. Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria
www.nytimes.com
May 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Brain worm!
*obviously sung to the tune of Wayne’s World*
*obviously sung to the tune of Wayne’s World*
Peroxide and baking soda for stain removal— make it toothpaste consistency, apply to stain, brush off when dry and launder as normal.
Takes absolutely anything out and doesn’t bleach your clothes.
Takes absolutely anything out and doesn’t bleach your clothes.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Peroxide and baking soda for stain removal— make it toothpaste consistency, apply to stain, brush off when dry and launder as normal.
Takes absolutely anything out and doesn’t bleach your clothes.
Takes absolutely anything out and doesn’t bleach your clothes.
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If US media wrote about the US the way they would write about any other country
"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If US media wrote about the US the way they would write about any other country
This is gonna get me hate mail, but I love how equally this applies to Star Wars, the current administration it’s referencing, and the source material for both of those things, which is the same damn material.
May 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is gonna get me hate mail, but I love how equally this applies to Star Wars, the current administration it’s referencing, and the source material for both of those things, which is the same damn material.
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