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The truk lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its control arms, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
May 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.
April 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I went to the Tate Modern yesterday. In the Rothko room with all the Serious Art Connoisseurs there was a ~5 year old kid who walked up to each painting, pointed at it and shouted 'RECTANGLE' at each one in turn, then left the room.
April 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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February 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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actually no I will elaborate further
February 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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love how the tone of this postcard shifted ever so slightly between its making and today
February 9, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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No One Alive Today Was Killed By Measles.
February 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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i think it's very generous that the bluesky ceo has agreed to trade each remaining invite code for $100 USD
February 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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February 4, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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we had fun dunking on that bad a.i. image of the midcentury guy driving his car to work, posted by some RETVRN nostalgia dumbass, but the larger point is, midcentury advertising is capitalism's version of socialist realism. People are nostalgic for something that never existed.
January 19, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Nice to see the trees returning to their upright positions this morning.
January 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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The boys and I figured we’d ask ChatGPT to help us solve a clue from the Times crossword.
January 9, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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wait a minute
December 30, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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friendly reminder that predators have forward facing eyes
December 30, 2023 at 1:09 AM
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December 19, 2023 at 2:54 AM
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everyone shut up and look at Big Boss (photo by Kenichi Morinaga)
December 10, 2023 at 8:41 PM
December 5, 2023 at 5:48 AM
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Ken Burns presents Skibidi Toilet
November 26, 2023 at 3:27 AM
these bad boys just popped up in my facebook feed
November 26, 2023 at 6:01 AM
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November 19, 2023 at 10:32 PM
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The Predator should host a show called "Whose Spine Is It Anyway?" where people do improv and if they don't do a good enough job then he rips their head off and makes a saucy remark
November 9, 2023 at 1:50 AM