The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one)
@lopstrosity.bsky.social
30s goin’ on 60s.
Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day.
All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.
Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day.
All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
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If you are visiting here from X because the CSAM thing was a bridge too far, welcome.
I'd encourage you to carefully consider whether the things you heard about Bluesky on X are true or whether they were lies spread by the guy who owns X who controls what posts you see on his site.
I'd encourage you to carefully consider whether the things you heard about Bluesky on X are true or whether they were lies spread by the guy who owns X who controls what posts you see on his site.
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If you are visiting here from X because the CSAM thing was a bridge too far, welcome.
I'd encourage you to carefully consider whether the things you heard about Bluesky on X are true or whether they were lies spread by the guy who owns X who controls what posts you see on his site.
I'd encourage you to carefully consider whether the things you heard about Bluesky on X are true or whether they were lies spread by the guy who owns X who controls what posts you see on his site.
HELL
(And I CANNOT stress this enough)
YEAH
(And I CANNOT stress this enough)
YEAH
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
HELL
(And I CANNOT stress this enough)
YEAH
(And I CANNOT stress this enough)
YEAH
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
She is now mad at me bc I went on a bit of a tirade of how bad genAI is instead of praising the generic, soulless images.
Couldn’t help but notice you neglected to even glance at the art I sent you, bud.
Couldn’t help but notice you neglected to even glance at the art I sent you, bud.
Reconnecting w an old friend who is both an artist & has always been environmentally conscious
“Hey wanna see some art I’ve been working on?”
“Yeah! Here’s my 10 images I had ChatGPT make of an OC I used to draw!”
“Hey wanna see some art I’ve been working on?”
“Yeah! Here’s my 10 images I had ChatGPT make of an OC I used to draw!”
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
She is now mad at me bc I went on a bit of a tirade of how bad genAI is instead of praising the generic, soulless images.
Couldn’t help but notice you neglected to even glance at the art I sent you, bud.
Couldn’t help but notice you neglected to even glance at the art I sent you, bud.
Reconnecting w an old friend who is both an artist & has always been environmentally conscious
“Hey wanna see some art I’ve been working on?”
“Yeah! Here’s my 10 images I had ChatGPT make of an OC I used to draw!”
“Hey wanna see some art I’ve been working on?”
“Yeah! Here’s my 10 images I had ChatGPT make of an OC I used to draw!”
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Reconnecting w an old friend who is both an artist & has always been environmentally conscious
“Hey wanna see some art I’ve been working on?”
“Yeah! Here’s my 10 images I had ChatGPT make of an OC I used to draw!”
“Hey wanna see some art I’ve been working on?”
“Yeah! Here’s my 10 images I had ChatGPT make of an OC I used to draw!”
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Well in THAT case
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Well in THAT case
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
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Oh god it’s HIDEOUS
I want to play w it
I want to play w it
Bottom? Offset? No, we have a third way of arranging your dual analogue sticks, proclaimed Gravis.
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh god it’s HIDEOUS
I want to play w it
I want to play w it
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
Finally we’ve found it
The bone hurting juice
The bone hurting juice
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Finally we’ve found it
The bone hurting juice
The bone hurting juice
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Me.......
December 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Me.......
Quote this w what you’ve accomplished in 2025, no matter how small
-My first con & cosplay in a decade
-Got to the final boss of my trauma therapy (still a long way to go tho)
-I’m fucking walking again??? Like a normal person???
-Learned to have fun w art again
-My first con & cosplay in a decade
-Got to the final boss of my trauma therapy (still a long way to go tho)
-I’m fucking walking again??? Like a normal person???
-Learned to have fun w art again
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small.
• Started posting art online again after not doing so for almost 4 yrs
• Wrote and drew so many new OCs
•Flew to Seattle to hang w my bestofriendo ( scary 🫠)
• Got to 1.5k followers 🥰
• Started streaming art sometimes
• Started posting art online again after not doing so for almost 4 yrs
• Wrote and drew so many new OCs
•Flew to Seattle to hang w my bestofriendo ( scary 🫠)
• Got to 1.5k followers 🥰
• Started streaming art sometimes
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
- Got to regularly create art for @charlienwrites.bsky.social! Very fulfilling and fun 😌
- Spent more time putting myself & my needs first.
- Moved my entire website twice. One time with full server setup. Learned a lot!
- Got to regularly create art for @charlienwrites.bsky.social! Very fulfilling and fun 😌
- Spent more time putting myself & my needs first.
- Moved my entire website twice. One time with full server setup. Learned a lot!
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Quote this w what you’ve accomplished in 2025, no matter how small
-My first con & cosplay in a decade
-Got to the final boss of my trauma therapy (still a long way to go tho)
-I’m fucking walking again??? Like a normal person???
-Learned to have fun w art again
-My first con & cosplay in a decade
-Got to the final boss of my trauma therapy (still a long way to go tho)
-I’m fucking walking again??? Like a normal person???
-Learned to have fun w art again
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
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Here's my guy Morton
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Here's my guy Morton
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December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.