Lorcan
@lorcan.gay
Very sad, very shallow, and actually rather evil.
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
Perfectly balanced
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Perfectly balanced
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CMYK colour matches all done.
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
CMYK colour matches all done.
They saw what happened to Shakira’s handbag and said “never again”
Spain plans wild boar cull amid swine fever outbreak that hit exports reut.rs/445a95r
Spain plans wild boar cull amid swine fever outbreak that hit exports
Spain's Catalonia region has pledged to curb its wild boar population, including by ramping up culls, after African swine fever was detected in several animals outside Barcelona in the country's first outbreak since 1994.
reut.rs
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They saw what happened to Shakira’s handbag and said “never again”
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Me whenever I see @motothepup.bsky.social
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Me whenever I see @motothepup.bsky.social
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Me, everyday for the next month
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me, everyday for the next month
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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Ideal jrpg party composition
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ideal jrpg party composition
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Some of you didn’t get passed through a holed stone as an infant and it shows.
July 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Some of you didn’t get passed through a holed stone as an infant and it shows.
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He prayed for her
But she'd never tell
Secretly she prayed for him as well
The lyrics keep on providng...
But she'd never tell
Secretly she prayed for him as well
The lyrics keep on providng...
July 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
He prayed for her
But she'd never tell
Secretly she prayed for him as well
The lyrics keep on providng...
But she'd never tell
Secretly she prayed for him as well
The lyrics keep on providng...
Me positively reviewing an album:
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Me positively reviewing an album:
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dick cheney died right as locktober ended, makes you think
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
dick cheney died right as locktober ended, makes you think
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Someone complimented my outfit, but it’s Halloween and I’m wearing normal clothes.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Someone complimented my outfit, but it’s Halloween and I’m wearing normal clothes.
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AWS is down, post hog
October 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
AWS is down, post hog
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clever caveman: do you want to eat mastodon?
sucker caveman: yup sure do yummy
clever caveman: hah you want to eat m'ass t'dawn!!??? like all night long??
sucker caveman: ahh man! however, upon reflection, no one has ever done that with a word before so I don't feel bad falling for it
sucker caveman: yup sure do yummy
clever caveman: hah you want to eat m'ass t'dawn!!??? like all night long??
sucker caveman: ahh man! however, upon reflection, no one has ever done that with a word before so I don't feel bad falling for it
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
clever caveman: do you want to eat mastodon?
sucker caveman: yup sure do yummy
clever caveman: hah you want to eat m'ass t'dawn!!??? like all night long??
sucker caveman: ahh man! however, upon reflection, no one has ever done that with a word before so I don't feel bad falling for it
sucker caveman: yup sure do yummy
clever caveman: hah you want to eat m'ass t'dawn!!??? like all night long??
sucker caveman: ahh man! however, upon reflection, no one has ever done that with a word before so I don't feel bad falling for it
If you’re mean to me online, this is who you’re being mean to
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
If you’re mean to me online, this is who you’re being mean to
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What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?
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What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?
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Endless scrolling is brain prison and everything needs to go back to pagination
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Endless scrolling is brain prison and everything needs to go back to pagination
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I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
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If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
September 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
