Chris Luxford
@luxfordc.bsky.social
Doctor Who fan, Leyton Orient supporter, morris dancer, fair weather cyclist, ex-goth, History graduate. Not necessarily in that order.
Autistic. Bisexual. He/Him.
Autistic. Bisexual. He/Him.
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A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Emily Dickinson wythout her lightsaber.
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Emily Dickinson wythout her lightsaber.
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Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
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Oh hey look, it's Sarah Ditum, a raging fucking transphobic bigot who has been a major player in the UK "gender critical" multi-year public campaign to manufacture consent for stripping trans people of their legal rights because she's a raging transphobic bigot!
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Oh hey look, it's Sarah Ditum, a raging fucking transphobic bigot who has been a major player in the UK "gender critical" multi-year public campaign to manufacture consent for stripping trans people of their legal rights because she's a raging transphobic bigot!
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You’re super autistic reminder that YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM AT ANY POINT YOU WISH
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You’re super autistic reminder that YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM AT ANY POINT YOU WISH
It's well into the evening of Christmas Day, just the time for a song about having leftovers in a sandwich.
youtu.be/VQQ9S05hT88?...
youtu.be/VQQ9S05hT88?...
THE CHRISTMAS SANDWICH SONG
YouTube video by SwedeMichaels
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's well into the evening of Christmas Day, just the time for a song about having leftovers in a sandwich.
youtu.be/VQQ9S05hT88?...
youtu.be/VQQ9S05hT88?...
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
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“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
I think I might have something in my eye.
The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground.
Wonderful!
Wonderful!
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I think I might have something in my eye.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
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And Tiny Tim, who did not die. Yet did not live. Trapped forever in his tiny body, never growing older, cursed to survive only on the blood of the living, never to see sunlight again
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did not die. Yet did not live. Trapped forever in his tiny body, never growing older, cursed to survive only on the blood of the living, never to see sunlight again
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Yeah. AI is the thing that can _actually_ make a job easier like pouring through unimaginable amounts of space telescope data to find specific patterns and/or significant events. GenAI would take that data, tell you it found aliens because it's what you want to hear, and none of it would be true.
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yeah. AI is the thing that can _actually_ make a job easier like pouring through unimaginable amounts of space telescope data to find specific patterns and/or significant events. GenAI would take that data, tell you it found aliens because it's what you want to hear, and none of it would be true.
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
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Breaking: Autistic community preemptively rejects David Walliams
June 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Breaking: Autistic community preemptively rejects David Walliams
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What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man
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Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
Exclusive: David Walliams dropped by publisher over inappropriate behaviour towards women
Telegraph investigation into best-selling children’s author uncovers claims that he ‘harassed’ junior female employees at Harper Collins
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
Out of Office on, not working again until the New Year
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Out of Office on, not working again until the New Year
Quite brilliant.
Talia Cohen, 36, whose sacred space was infiltrated by occupying forces calling themselves her “family”, reportedly only had enough reserves to cope for a few hours - but has found that she is still somehow hanging in there eight days in.
Full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/145128...
Full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/145128...
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Quite brilliant.
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I like my women like I like my coffee.
Unintentionally neglected while I deal with some admin and then slowly going cold on me.
Unintentionally neglected while I deal with some admin and then slowly going cold on me.
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Unintentionally neglected while I deal with some admin and then slowly going cold on me.
Unintentionally neglected while I deal with some admin and then slowly going cold on me.
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#Whamgeddon is unexpectedly fascinating.
On the face of it, it’s an auditory Floor Is Lava, where you have to make it through December without hearing ‘Last Christmas’ inadvertently - not in shops, bars, parties, TV, anything.
What it does is make you so much more bloody aware of everything.
On the face of it, it’s an auditory Floor Is Lava, where you have to make it through December without hearing ‘Last Christmas’ inadvertently - not in shops, bars, parties, TV, anything.
What it does is make you so much more bloody aware of everything.
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
#Whamgeddon is unexpectedly fascinating.
On the face of it, it’s an auditory Floor Is Lava, where you have to make it through December without hearing ‘Last Christmas’ inadvertently - not in shops, bars, parties, TV, anything.
What it does is make you so much more bloody aware of everything.
On the face of it, it’s an auditory Floor Is Lava, where you have to make it through December without hearing ‘Last Christmas’ inadvertently - not in shops, bars, parties, TV, anything.
What it does is make you so much more bloody aware of everything.
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All women are biological women.
Unless they're mechanical women, I guess.
That would be cool, though.
No, your AI girlfriend does not count as a mechanical woman. Because it is not a woman.
Trans women are, obviously, biological women. Because, again, not mechanical.
Unless they're mechanical women, I guess.
That would be cool, though.
No, your AI girlfriend does not count as a mechanical woman. Because it is not a woman.
Trans women are, obviously, biological women. Because, again, not mechanical.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
All women are biological women.
Unless they're mechanical women, I guess.
That would be cool, though.
No, your AI girlfriend does not count as a mechanical woman. Because it is not a woman.
Trans women are, obviously, biological women. Because, again, not mechanical.
Unless they're mechanical women, I guess.
That would be cool, though.
No, your AI girlfriend does not count as a mechanical woman. Because it is not a woman.
Trans women are, obviously, biological women. Because, again, not mechanical.
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People of autism - show us your most convincing gift-opening faces!
Sketch written & starring @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social as part of last year’s Christmas sketch show with Turtle Canyon Comedy. Watch the whole thing here and TELL YOUR FAVOURITE AUTISTICS!
youtu.be/BX9aTj27xTA?...
Sketch written & starring @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social as part of last year’s Christmas sketch show with Turtle Canyon Comedy. Watch the whole thing here and TELL YOUR FAVOURITE AUTISTICS!
youtu.be/BX9aTj27xTA?...
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
People of autism - show us your most convincing gift-opening faces!
Sketch written & starring @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social as part of last year’s Christmas sketch show with Turtle Canyon Comedy. Watch the whole thing here and TELL YOUR FAVOURITE AUTISTICS!
youtu.be/BX9aTj27xTA?...
Sketch written & starring @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social as part of last year’s Christmas sketch show with Turtle Canyon Comedy. Watch the whole thing here and TELL YOUR FAVOURITE AUTISTICS!
youtu.be/BX9aTj27xTA?...
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reframing the anger i feel towards every single ad i see about ai for some reason by telling myself i am so grateful to be an artist that has nothing to do with the production of all these terrible ads
December 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
reframing the anger i feel towards every single ad i see about ai for some reason by telling myself i am so grateful to be an artist that has nothing to do with the production of all these terrible ads
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In a statement received by his parents, Kit McGodden, four, says that he is going to need a little more evidence before he signs up for this “be good for Santa” agreement.
What constitutes “naughty”? Autistic child demands the release of Santa’s ethical guidelines
An autistic child is suspicious after the introduction of yet another reward-and-punishment system based on his compliance, sources have reported. In a statement received by his parents, Kit…
thedailytism.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In a statement received by his parents, Kit McGodden, four, says that he is going to need a little more evidence before he signs up for this “be good for Santa” agreement.
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Following the controversy over the edited Trump speech, the BBC has been lambasted for its negative and biased portrayal of the leader of a prominent right-wing government…
An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.
An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Following the controversy over the edited Trump speech, the BBC has been lambasted for its negative and biased portrayal of the leader of a prominent right-wing government…
An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.
An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.