Brian A
@bjaudette.bsky.social
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Game designer. Writer. Music geek. Punk. Take it or leave it ... do both if you choose. My posts and reposts represent my own thoughts and opinions and no one else's.
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bjaudette.bsky.social
As promised, what follows is an unofficial behind the scenes/director’s commentary thread for the “Isle of the Gods” mission in Dragon Age: The Veilguard for #dragonageday Some #veilguardspoilers will follow, so Beware.
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Re: Portland. I lived there is ‘85-‘86. As anybody from that time can tell you there was a lot more trouble to get into around town and I was often part of the trouble. So, when my band played Pioneer Courthouse a couple years back, after the show I walked EVERYWHERE downtown.
bjaudette.bsky.social
As a game designer, I can confirm that no one _ever_ looks up.
bjaudette.bsky.social
Damn. With the Cubs out, that's my two teams, so ... go Blue Jays! Because a Canadian World Series win is sure to piss off Trump.
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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kellydigges.bsky.social
“Comparative Calm or ‘Hellscape’? In Portland, Depends on the Narrator”

No, it fucking doesn’t! It literally does not! You can look and see which of those narratives more closely approaches the truth. You can collect facts and build a narrative of your own that reflects reality!
Photo of the Mew York Times national edition for October 11, 2025. Headline: “Comparative Calm or ‘Hellscape’? In Portland, Depends on the Narrator.” Subhead: “Trump and Allies Amplify Influencers Eager to Conform Their Views on City.” Accompanied by a tight-angle photo looking up at Kristi Noem and ICE agents on a roof that shows nothing of the city around them.
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thebrainofchris.bsky.social
You can only have so many tech billionaire supervillains before someone dresses up as their favourite animal to conceal their identity as they try to help people.
thetnholler.bsky.social
“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆
bjaudette.bsky.social
We had found a bug where (when telling a vehicle to "teleport" on a path) they didn't actually disappear from one location and reappear in another, but instead just crossed the distance as fast as they could, in a straight line, regardless of obstacles. We ended up finding a different solution.
bjaudette.bsky.social
At this point in development the player was always at the head of the convoy so I decided to turn my camera around after loading a checkpoint to see if I noticed anything odd. That's when I saw it: an entire column of tanks flying at ludicrous speed up the road at me.
bjaudette.bsky.social
Originally this meant spawning the tanks in at the beginning of the level each time and telling them to "teleport" to the correct location along the path. We'd keep getting bugs though where tanks would show up damaged, on fire, even upside down! It didn't make sense.
bjaudette.bsky.social
As promised: in the tank mission for the single player campaign, we had to make sure the convoy stayed with the player as they progressed, but also that they would be in position if you reloaded a checkpoint.
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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ironspike.bsky.social
lmao this is how you do it
nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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kjhealy.co
White House staff should just make and show him an AI-generated video where he wins, fly him to Duluth and tell him it’s Oslo, and dare the New York Times to say anything more than “Experts disagree about whether Mr Trump was awarded the Nobel Prize”.
bjaudette.bsky.social
I'll have to check the highlights. I missed it because the Cubs game started and with the Red Sox out, we're fully a Cubs house at the moment.
bjaudette.bsky.social
And this is me "standing on the edge of the Hoover Dam" listening to "Hoover Dam" by Sugar ... way back before I turned gray.
bjaudette.bsky.social
While I've seen Bob play Copper Blue live before it _is_ a perfect album and any chance to hear it live again is welcome.
www.brooklynvegan.com/is-bob-mould...
bjaudette.bsky.social
John Carpenter's Precious Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Bram Stoker's Dracula
inkskratch.com
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Cars
bjaudette.bsky.social
You just had to invoke the Dodgers didn't you? Haven't they been in enough NLCS' this century already?
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chetsucks.com
Dear every fucking reporter

Trump is not cracking down on the left

Trump is making up lies to attack America

We don't need to hear from 10 citizens who have never been to Portland, give their opinion on the state of Portland - we need objective truth about what is happening you spineless fucks
bjaudette.bsky.social
"Being better" doesn't require concession and capitulation ... doesn't require passivity and compliance ... doesn't preclude active resistance.