LZRD
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Furious. Sleepy. Tactfully assertive. Queer and punk-aspiring. I have questions. In the PNW.
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.
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Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy
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Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
September 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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Getting out in the streets with my big "I ONLY SUPPORT SOME OF THIS" sign to really get people amped up
August 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Getting out in the streets with my big "I ONLY SUPPORT SOME OF THIS" sign to really get people amped up
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the mythical centrists everyone wants are always vaguely described but seem to be a bloc of white, straight, middle class suburbanites who've been voting gop since eisenhower. if "cosigned by cheney and ready to fund the police" didn't win them, you're left with running a republican to win them.
August 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
the mythical centrists everyone wants are always vaguely described but seem to be a bloc of white, straight, middle class suburbanites who've been voting gop since eisenhower. if "cosigned by cheney and ready to fund the police" didn't win them, you're left with running a republican to win them.
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the reason we don’t have discourse about a crisis of femininity is that any attempt to construct one would collapse under the absurdity of its outmoded gender essentialism, suggesting that masculinity is not so much in crisis as the uncritical belief that masculinity even exists is itself the crisis
August 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the reason we don’t have discourse about a crisis of femininity is that any attempt to construct one would collapse under the absurdity of its outmoded gender essentialism, suggesting that masculinity is not so much in crisis as the uncritical belief that masculinity even exists is itself the crisis
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Seattle has its own Zohran v Cuomo mayoral race going on: A young charismatic upstart who actually wants to make the city cooler vs an establishment dinosaur who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a road rage incident.
www.theurbanist.org/2025/06/29/o...
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Op-Ed: Katie Wilson is the Zohran Mamdani of Seattle » The Urbanist
# Progressive mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani’s victory in Tuesday's Democratic primary is a watershed moment for New York City, and Seattle is on the cusp of its own watershed moment with the opport...
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July 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Seattle has its own Zohran v Cuomo mayoral race going on: A young charismatic upstart who actually wants to make the city cooler vs an establishment dinosaur who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a road rage incident.
www.theurbanist.org/2025/06/29/o...
www.theurbanist.org/2025/06/29/o...
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The NYT made a whole podcast about how to medically treat American trans kids and didn't speak with any American trans kids! youtube.com/shorts/f3mKy...
Why Didn’t They Ask Any American Trans People?
YouTube video by Cancel Me, Daddy - Media & Politics Podcast
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July 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The NYT made a whole podcast about how to medically treat American trans kids and didn't speak with any American trans kids! youtube.com/shorts/f3mKy...
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Why bother manufacturing consent when you can just criminalize dissent
June 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why bother manufacturing consent when you can just criminalize dissent
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This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie
June 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie
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Is it fascism yet?
June 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Is it fascism yet?
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Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:
June 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:
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A failed US education system produced a population of deeply ignorant Americans who don't know that their government maintains over 700 US military bases in 88 different countries, has been at war for 231 out of 248 years of its existence, and has displaced 59 million people across eight countries.
June 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
A failed US education system produced a population of deeply ignorant Americans who don't know that their government maintains over 700 US military bases in 88 different countries, has been at war for 231 out of 248 years of its existence, and has displaced 59 million people across eight countries.
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Study begun pre-COVID finds remote work increased sleep by 1/2 hr/night, decreased commute by 4.5 hr/week replaced with work, family & leisure and led to healthier eating. Remote and hybrid employees report higher job satisfaction and well-being. farmingdale-observer.com/2025/05/16/s...
Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: "Working from home makes us happier."
An Australian study, conducted over four years and starting before the pandemic, has come up with some enlightening conclusions about the impact of working from home. The researchers are unequivocal: ...
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May 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Study begun pre-COVID finds remote work increased sleep by 1/2 hr/night, decreased commute by 4.5 hr/week replaced with work, family & leisure and led to healthier eating. Remote and hybrid employees report higher job satisfaction and well-being. farmingdale-observer.com/2025/05/16/s...
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i sort of get why techbros think artificial intelligence is going to replace everyone. it's because it could replace them
May 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i sort of get why techbros think artificial intelligence is going to replace everyone. it's because it could replace them
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Prediction: French gonna make a big comeback, we're entering a culturally Francophone era - dismissing stupid stuff, malaise et ennui, weird looks, "quietly poly" old school cheating, books, zouk, Caribbean European and African cultural & economic victories, c maintenant
April 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Prediction: French gonna make a big comeback, we're entering a culturally Francophone era - dismissing stupid stuff, malaise et ennui, weird looks, "quietly poly" old school cheating, books, zouk, Caribbean European and African cultural & economic victories, c maintenant