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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.bsky.social · 16h

from what I saw of star trek I can only imagine cleaning duty in the holodecks was a punishment

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 18h

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 12d

Delicious if literal: candyass

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.bsky.social · 1d

he's the helldude

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · Oct 16

my culture is not your costume

hallow-scream latex scar looks like a vag

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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 1d

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

i don't think they should reopen the government. it's funny that they're already talking about figuring out how to pay the soldiery. your majesty the mercenaries are beginning to grumble about their wages but im sure it will be fine

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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.bsky.social · 1d

"Today we're making tomato soup, let's start by spending 9 hours making fresh bread that when it's done tomorrow we'll be turning into croutons"

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 2d

A major part of Elon's desire to dismantle Wikipedia revolves around this one page, in my opinion en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.bsky.social · 2d

The glizzy scene was a little much but that's OK he doesn't understand why I laughed at that part and will probably have forgotten when he's old enough

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

The bidet is a great invention, they should make one that washes the whole body, not just the Ass

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 2d

this is going to be so fucking funny and he’s going to get so fucking mad

Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2d

Elon Musk announces xAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before end of 2026.

Powered by Grok, the studio aims to revolutionize gaming with dynamic, photo-realistic experiences.

#xAI #Grok #AIGaming

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 2d

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d

forbidden knowledge

Winston from the television show Home Improvement with his face visible

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 2d

[flirting] so youre into average joes well im mid af baby

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 3d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

I voted for Zarmok the Irrational because I thought his unique approach to governance could bring a refreshing dose of rationality to "politics at usual." But his recent performance has been anything but

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Aug 1

thatnordicguy on tumblr: "Just add Epstein as a playable character in War Thunder and this whole thing will get solved in a matter of hours."

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Jul 28

BGIII's Minthara, Lae'zel and Astarion standing abreast with arms folded and a tumblr post pasted on top: crimewave420 "in the back of the club arms folded cause i don't agree with the music selection"

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