Return of the Mackie
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every Packers v Bears game is an experiment to answer the question of who truly wants it less
January 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
every Packers v Bears game is an experiment to answer the question of who truly wants it less
say what you will about Al Michaels, but “sometimes terminal cuteness can do you in” is one of the greatest phrases I’ve ever heard
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
say what you will about Al Michaels, but “sometimes terminal cuteness can do you in” is one of the greatest phrases I’ve ever heard
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Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing
deleted scene from The Shins - Phantom Limb music video
A brawl has broken out in the Hershey Bears intermission game
January 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
deleted scene from The Shins - Phantom Limb music video
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if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
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remember to scare children into believing in santa so we won't have to fight the frost gigas again this year
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
remember to scare children into believing in santa so we won't have to fight the frost gigas again this year
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
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I saw a dachshund take a dump in the Luxor hotel once
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I saw a dachshund take a dump in the Luxor hotel once
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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shit is so bad that I am reading the terms and conditions
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
shit is so bad that I am reading the terms and conditions
I am going to watch this one million times. it is going to sustain me through the winter
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I am going to watch this one million times. it is going to sustain me through the winter
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You... awful man. I hope you die very soon.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You... awful man. I hope you die very soon.
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
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gonna miss you, Maddy ❤️❤️❤️
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
gonna miss you, Maddy ❤️❤️❤️
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Rome formerly of Sublime with Rome
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Rome formerly of Sublime with Rome
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