Ian Coomber
madeindescribable.bsky.social
Ian Coomber
@madeindescribable.bsky.social
Occasional Academic. Sporadic Backpacker. Constant Geek.
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"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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“I often racially abuse people, but never in a hurtful or insulting way”
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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You can literally say what you want about trans people and the UK courts are fine with it.

This was a *child*
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Wine
Marriage
Hope

I'm predicting a 33% success rate.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I always feel like these things can never do justice to long hair that's always tied up, but this one's actually not too bad.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Now to check the history of NHS funding and see who was responsible for large amounts of budget reduction for its services including cancer screening
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Very proud of former Reform MP, James McMurdock. Who better to stand up for women and girls than a man sent to prison for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend?
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came

Because.....
So always look on the bright side of death
A-just before you draw your terminal breath
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "When are we going to see tough choices for multimillionaires and billionaires? It's time to tax the rich" #bbclaurak
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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When we take our government and country back from the fascists, every single one of these thugs must answer, in court, for the crimes they are currently committing. Hold them all accountable.
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.

There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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📣 VIDEOVERSE is out on consoles! 📣

Set on a fictional gaming system, VIDEOVERSE is a love letter to video games. If you're looking for an emotional narrative experience, this one is for you!

PlayStation 💙 tinyurl.com/yuhzcbhc
Nintendo Switch ❤️ tinyurl.com/4cy48abw
XBOX 💚 tinyurl.com/4w636war
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Yes, all the time, and how they’re constantly expanding the boundaries of who is disposable.
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Who remembers when rishi sunak gave everybody buy one get one free dinners at the height of a pandemic when we were all supposed to be isolating?

Who remembers the country's biggest super spreader event being state-sponsored, and the media claiming it was safe?
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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"With dismay we witness our university leadership making soulless choices that hollow out our institutions from within and erode the critical and self-reflective fabric of academia".

[from Guest et al., 'Against the Uncritical Adoption of "AI" Technologies in Academia']
NEW: Oxford will be the first UK university to give all staff and students free ChatGPT Edu access, from this academic year.

ChatGPT Edu is built for education, with enhanced privacy and security.
September 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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"Hands up if you caused 23,000 extra deaths by being a dithering incompetent twat"
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I think the writers for 2025 are getting a little heavy handed with the metaphors here.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Stop the slop.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM