New Year No Bees
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I have a sore throat
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What if you didn’t have to look it up
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
What if you didn’t have to look it up
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Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
Electric Vehicle Debs
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Electric Vehicle Debs
Pardon low level drug offenders to make space in the prisons for the Nazis with a god complex, problem solved
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Pardon low level drug offenders to make space in the prisons for the Nazis with a god complex, problem solved
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If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
Answer the question, Aaron
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Answer the question, Aaron
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29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Babu Frik is my Glup Shitto
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Babu Frik is my Glup Shitto
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Jack Black has fired Kyle Gass from Tenacious D for his insufficient condemnation of the Maduro Administration
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jack Black has fired Kyle Gass from Tenacious D for his insufficient condemnation of the Maduro Administration
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Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
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Post 1: *something inflammatory*
Post 2: God it's annoying when people are inflamed
Post 2: God it's annoying when people are inflamed
August 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Post 1: *something inflammatory*
Post 2: God it's annoying when people are inflamed
Post 2: God it's annoying when people are inflamed
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notice how nobody is taking responsibility.
this is a chat bot apologising and not a human being.
this is why government's want chatbots in fields like healthcare. you can't sue a chatbot. you can't put a chatbot on trial.
this is a chat bot apologising and not a human being.
this is why government's want chatbots in fields like healthcare. you can't sue a chatbot. you can't put a chatbot on trial.
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 AM
notice how nobody is taking responsibility.
this is a chat bot apologising and not a human being.
this is why government's want chatbots in fields like healthcare. you can't sue a chatbot. you can't put a chatbot on trial.
this is a chat bot apologising and not a human being.
this is why government's want chatbots in fields like healthcare. you can't sue a chatbot. you can't put a chatbot on trial.
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
And a happy New Far Side Desk Calendar Day to you as well
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
And a happy New Far Side Desk Calendar Day to you as well
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎈
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎈
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So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves
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They killed off the Perfect Dark reboot with this shit.
Women do not have chins according to Gamergaters.
Women do not have chins according to Gamergaters.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
They killed off the Perfect Dark reboot with this shit.
Women do not have chins according to Gamergaters.
Women do not have chins according to Gamergaters.
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i think if "woke chin" is a thing that makes you violently angry you're probably better off throwing yourself in front of a train
They killed off the Perfect Dark reboot with this shit.
Women do not have chins according to Gamergaters.
Women do not have chins according to Gamergaters.
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
i think if "woke chin" is a thing that makes you violently angry you're probably better off throwing yourself in front of a train
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First post of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
First post of 2026
Saw a commercial for Patriot Mobile at the gym featuring a woman with so much facial filler that her face barely moves when she talks and I’m wondering if it was the commercial that got my dead brother to sign up
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Saw a commercial for Patriot Mobile at the gym featuring a woman with so much facial filler that her face barely moves when she talks and I’m wondering if it was the commercial that got my dead brother to sign up
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Another week, another ratfucking from the NFL
December 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Another week, another ratfucking from the NFL